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Forum: Other Other Topics 04-09-2006, 08:13 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 74
Posted By Razzputin
Girls are all evil.

While working late last night, I accidentally proved that girls are all evil.

time = money
money = Sqrt(all evil) (Money is the root of all evil)
girls = time * money

therefore,
girls =...
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-03-2006, 01:45 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 152
Posted By Razzputin
Re: I hate acronyms. (Rant)

Ok ok so apparently no room for Maddox-esque humor in the 2+2 Other Other Topics forum. My bad.
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-03-2006, 01:18 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 152
Posted By Razzputin
I hate acronyms. (Rant)

This thread was inspired by the following post:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showth...e=0#Post4937917...
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-03-2006, 01:06 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 138
Posted By Razzputin
Re: Sorry OOT, Girls are funny question...(+NSFW for your time)

What the hell is SIIHP?
I hate acronyms. What really bothers me is the fact that I actually wasted 5 min of my life trying to figure out what this means.
You saved a good 3 seconds using this...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-27-2006, 01:11 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 153
Posted By Razzputin
Re: What Odds to give my friend on a bet

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Can this kid palm a basketball?

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No.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-27-2006, 01:10 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 153
Posted By Razzputin
Re: What Odds to give my friend on a bet

Right now he can just barely touch the rim. He is pretty driven so I am thinking I'll offer 6-1.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-27-2006, 01:01 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 153
Posted By Razzputin
What Odds to give my friend on a bet

My friend just asked me to give him odds on a bet.
He is:
5'10"
skinny; roughly 155 lbs.
decently athletic

His bet is that he can dunk a basketball within 5 months. What odds should I give...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-26-2006, 07:10 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 226
Posted By Razzputin
Re: Was it a dude?

She was a dude. Just be glad you weren't too drunk to care.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-26-2006, 07:04 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 148
Posted By Razzputin
Re: Torque and Power

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There are no tricks in the question. There is one definitive answer that can be reached based on the information given. So it doesn't matter how long the race is , it doesn't...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-23-2006, 01:48 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 257
Posted By Razzputin
Re: Best TV Series - Final Fours

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That 24 is beating LOST is disgusting.



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Forum: Home Poker 01-17-2006, 01:07 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 279
Posted By Razzputin
Re: Home Game etiquette question

Leaving after winning a large pot is bad etiquette. If you call 1 AM and you absolutely have to go then so be it. However, if you can avoid it you should at least play a couple more hands before you...
Forum: Other Other Topics 01-15-2006, 01:51 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 205
Posted By Razzputin
Re: Theoretical situation where a man touches your girl

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You punch him.

If you don't, you'll remember every single day after till you die what a pussy you were for not doing it.

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And by punching him you remember for last 2...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 01-15-2006, 01:39 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 29
Posted By Razzputin
Re: Eat this you piece of [censored] calling station

God you bluff a lot. Take it easy.
Forum: MTT Strategy 01-08-2006, 03:14 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 55
Posted By Razzputin
Re: difficult TT hand from Stars $33 Deep Stacks

I fold here. You made a large enough CB that I don't see a normal player bluffing here. If you raise and have the best hand you win the pot but if you are wrong you will lose a lot more money. Unless...
Forum: Medium Stakes 01-08-2006, 03:02 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 242
Posted By Razzputin
Re: Somewhat common spot with two pair

Because you have position I usually call here and push on the turn. Allows him to commit more money with his strong A. He could have a monster but I am not folding so I play assuming I have the best...
Forum: Poker Theory 01-08-2006, 02:47 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 168
Posted By Razzputin
Re: Worst starting hand, any game

I can't think of any hand worse then that in poker. Quad 2s in Omaha is the only other hand that I can think of that is almost as bad. That's nowhere near as bad as rolled up Ks in razz though...
Forum: Probability 01-08-2006, 02:34 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 109
Posted By Razzputin
Re: Calculating % will hit with 2 cards coming

The % chance of hitting is 1 - the chance of missing.
On flop you see 3 cards plus two in your hand.
So there are 47 unseen cards. If you have 9 outs then the chance that you will hit on the turn...
Forum: Probability 01-08-2006, 02:25 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 113
Posted By Razzputin
Standard Deviation

I was recently given this link to calclate my expected winrate:
http://www.svenskpoker.com/math.php?hand...lc=Submit+Query...
Forum: Internet Gambling 01-08-2006, 02:13 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 118
Posted By Razzputin
Re: It\'s been a week... Your VIP Status?

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Well, we all know to subtract one from the supernova category now. So now we all know that there are only 6 players that have played 100,000 hands at Stars since the new year, not 7...
Forum: Beginners Questions 01-08-2006, 02:06 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 221
Posted By Razzputin
Re: PokerTracker Necessary?

PokerTracker is +EV. If you are playing poker to make money and you will be playing a lot of hands online then you will be better off getting it.
Forum: Poker Theory 01-08-2006, 02:05 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 267
Posted By Razzputin
Re: How Many Hands To Know If You\'re A Long-Term Winner?

How do you calculate your standard deviation?
Forum: MTT Strategy 01-08-2006, 02:01 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 81
Posted By Razzputin
Re: (OT) SilverStar FreeRoll

I played this tournament really fast and built up a big stack early. Then I looked at the prize payouts and realized only the top 6 get over 100.
Then I started going all in every hand and finished...
Forum: Medium Stakes 01-07-2006, 05:41 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 247
Posted By Razzputin
Re: Correct push here?

My reasoning for the raise was that I felt that the SB's most likely holding were AA or KK so I needed to raise. UTG seemed to be a bad player and his call on the flop looked like he was on a draw so...
Forum: Medium Stakes 01-07-2006, 03:16 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 247
Posted By Razzputin
Correct push here?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (9 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Hero ($234.15)
MP3 ($84.90)
CO ($193.65)
Button ($59.75)
SB ($222.35)...
Forum: MTT Strategy 01-07-2006, 01:13 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 92
Posted By Razzputin
Re: Poker Room Teams

I'm up for this. I'd like to play a few tournaments as a team to see how it is.
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