Two Plus Two Newer Archives  

Go Back   Two Plus Two Newer Archives > Search Forums
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Showing results 1 to 25 of 239
Search took 0.01 seconds.
Search: Posts Made By: eleventyone
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-17-2006, 02:54 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 235
Posted By eleventyone
Re: Best martial art for kicking the crap out of an unskilled fighter?

You should try Karate (pronounced KA-RAW-TE for you westerners). It is great for wailing on school yard bullies. You only have to go once a week and just practice some sweet kicks. My sensei is a...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-14-2006, 10:37 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 366
Posted By eleventyone
Re: Friend is physically abusing his wife... do I have a play?

I'd talk to Darren and basically tell him to get his [censored] together before what's left of his life finally falls apart. There is absolutely no good reason to be abusing a lady.

Also, for...
Forum: Laughs or Links! 09-14-2006, 05:38 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 122
Posted By eleventyone
Re: Gorgeous Marissa Miller

Eww gross. Look at those tender thighs, that supple skin, and those nubile breasts. SICK. I'd only bang a chick like that if I was black out drunk. 2/10 on the oot scale for sure.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-12-2006, 11:46 PM
Replies: 358
Views: 1,094
Posted By eleventyone
Re: looking for a new mod

Definitely Amplify. Shortly thereafter mmBTone, NT!, or Sackup.

The key criterion for the job should be that it is/will be someone who is a hard ass. Amplify isn't necessarily a hard ass but he...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-09-2006, 09:39 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 931
Posted By eleventyone
Re: Another stripper advice thread

[ QUOTE ]
these stripper threads all make me feel like the stripper champion baller of all time. thanks!

[/ QUOTE ]

Same here, but I'm also appalled by seeing how bad other people's...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-09-2006, 09:31 PM
Replies: 1,184
Views: 6,466
Posted By eleventyone
Re: First inductee into the Avatar Hall of Fame!

Stuey,

You should get the Hall of Fame housed in a sticky at the top of oot.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-09-2006, 09:14 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 931
Posted By eleventyone
Re: Another stripper advice thread

I've tried to refrain from responding to stripper threads, but this just takes the cake. I can't help but respond.

Cut all ties with this stripper and never think about her again. This...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-09-2006, 04:35 PM
Replies: 1,184
Views: 6,466
Posted By eleventyone
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-09-2006, 04:31 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 441
Posted By eleventyone
Re: gave my # to a stripper, will she call?

She would've given you her number if she liked you.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-08-2006, 01:16 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 252
Posted By eleventyone
Re: Trip Report: Tony stops a robbery

That's pretty cool, Tony. You are a hero. I'd only do something like that for personal satisfaction and the safety of the other workers involved in the incident.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-08-2006, 12:53 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 254
Posted By eleventyone
Re: Just moved to Washington DC, my play?

[ QUOTE ]
seriously, why would anyone ever live in DC? it is ridiculously expensive, not cool at all and it will probably get blown up or catch airborne AIDS or liquid muslim death juice or whatever...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-05-2006, 01:52 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 316
Posted By eleventyone
Re: in show: Dane Cook special on HBO 09042006 @9pm EST

His early stuff is actually really good. Now though he goes for easy laughs by adding in an odd word when he is doing a bit or he simply reuses old ideas/jokes and adds a slight twist to them.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-04-2006, 11:16 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 420
Posted By eleventyone
Re: Home Depot Parking Lot Fight- Trip Report

Haha, how could you guys not like this story? It's hilarious. A grown man got slapped down as if he were a thai hooker.

Jihad, he didn't do anything but stay crouched on the ground like a bitch?...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-03-2006, 11:00 PM
Replies: 157
Views: 951
Posted By eleventyone
Re: MMA fighter vs. kung fu fighter

Redbean actually brings up a good, though extraneously worded, point. In a REAL LIFE NO RULES fight to the death the person trained to kill will win. In that fight a mixed martial artist would...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-03-2006, 08:46 AM
Replies: 157
Views: 951
Posted By eleventyone
Re: MMA fighter vs. kung fu fighter

Also, for all you guys that say that Lee would destroy most of the guys in todays MMA world keep in mind that he was 5'7" 130lbs and had rudimentary MMA skills compared to the fighters today. Besides...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-03-2006, 07:32 AM
Replies: 157
Views: 951
Posted By eleventyone
Re: MMA fighter vs. kung fu fighter

An MMA fighter would take this easily. The reason you don't see a Kung Fu fighter in any MMA arena is because Kung Fu doesn't work in a real fight situation. Bruce Lee himself said something to the...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-02-2006, 06:19 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 443
Posted By eleventyone
Re: Black Chicks

TalentDeficit,

You mistakenly inverted your list when you posted it.

edit: On second glance that post is riddled with tons of abortions of reason. I've never seen something so wrong in my life.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-01-2006, 01:18 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 228
Posted By eleventyone
Re: Is this ok?

Though I don't agree with the actions of OP, and think he is probably KKF, I did think the post was funny.
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-31-2006, 09:04 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 112
Posted By eleventyone
Best Places to Rent in the D.C. Area

This thread has kind of been done before but I’ll be moving to the D.C. area in October to start work there. I just graduated this spring so I’m looking for a relatively cheap apartment in a nice...
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-31-2006, 06:08 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 66
Posted By eleventyone
Re: Help me get cross country

I've never been on a train, but you should do that if you can't man up and take a plane. You're less likely to die in the sky than you are in a car. (Nice rhyme.) A bus is pure hell in the states. I...
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-31-2006, 04:44 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 584
Posted By eleventyone
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-31-2006, 02:24 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 584
Posted By eleventyone
Re: Saved By the Bell: Jessie Gets Addicted to Caffeine Pills=Comedy G

I"M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!#

There was also the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episode where Carlton took Will's drugs and ruined prom. Uncle Phil blamed Carlton until Will took responsibility.

Does anyone...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-29-2006, 11:40 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 79
Posted By eleventyone
Re: Things you have smashed in frustration from Poker

Wtf, is your deal today? You lost your $100 br so you have to take it out on oot?

[censored]
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-29-2006, 11:36 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 562
Posted By eleventyone
Re: girl i picked up at the pool update thread

Wow, this thread is pure gold. It has soul mates and bjs and mspaint.
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-29-2006, 09:36 PM
Replies: 221
Views: 1,172
Posted By eleventyone
Re: Explain your avatar

Adriana Lima looking her fine self.
Showing results 1 to 25 of 239

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:43 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.