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Forum: Other Other Topics 08-02-2006, 09:55 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 168
Posted By Red Foreman
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-02-2006, 08:31 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 163
Posted By Red Foreman
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-01-2006, 03:50 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 217
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: As we age and make our way towards death

This never would've happened if these kids had just gotten a few well timed foot in the asses growing up.
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-27-2006, 11:02 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 108
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: Craigslist Vegas whore- trip report

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Yes this is a gimmick account as I believe posting my illegal exploits online could come back to haunt me and prefer to do so anonymously. I hope the Mods protect this anonyminity (whoa...
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-16-2006, 08:52 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 214
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: Hey New Yorkers - slow the Fornicate Down!

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Dear Midwest,

Get smarter, fast. We don't have all day.

Sincerely,

NY

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Forum: Other Other Topics 05-05-2006, 08:19 AM
Replies: 139
Views: 555
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: Who Is Wrong?

Why are kids such dumb-asses? None of this stuff matters. Any day now your girlfriend will tell you she's pregnant. You're too stupid for this not to happen.

You'll get a job as a Jr. Asst....
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-21-2006, 08:00 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 296
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: Do you have a gimmick account?

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Gimmick accounts? Real accounts? Who gives a [censored]? We all just spend countless hours piddling away our existence in this stupid useless place, and someday we'll all die...
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-13-2006, 09:14 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 229
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: When sitcoms get serious

Sometimes I'd really like to putmy foot in some writer's ass.
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-13-2006, 08:23 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 366
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: Ever tell your father that you love him?

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Eric told Red Foreman on That 70's show today. It didn't go over very well.

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What the hell is wrong with that kid?
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-11-2006, 09:35 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 227
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: Favorite TV character (nominations)

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I nominate myself for current shows.

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Don't make me come put my foot in your ass.
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-31-2006, 10:29 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 81
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: What have you done?

I kicked the commies asses in Korea. Other than that I've raised a skinny little pansy that spends all his time on dope. I just hope he doesn't get the girl next door knocked up.
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-14-2006, 09:44 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 297
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: All Time Coolest Foreign Character on American TV: nominations

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Is Fez from that 70's show American? He sure talks like he was born in Mexico.

If he's allowed, I nominate him.

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I don't know where that damn foreign kid is from or...
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-13-2006, 04:34 PM
Replies: 215
Views: 865
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: 24 Year Old Virgin (long)

The problem here is that cute girls don't like dumb-asses. Despite your being a dumb-ass, this girl seems to like you. She knows she shouldn't because she knows you're a dumb-ass. So she's waiting...
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-13-2006, 01:36 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 326
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: who has the sexiest voice?

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Forum: Other Other Topics 03-01-2006, 11:55 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 342
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: Do you think I should join the marine corps?

We sure as hell didn't have any damn loony hopheads runnin' around when I was serving my country in Korea. You don't need the damn Marines. You just need to pull your head outta your ass.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-27-2006, 10:45 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 39
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: Welllll Good Morning OOT

Is this what kids think is funny? Pull your head out of your ass.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-06-2006, 04:27 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 85
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: What\'s your favorite That 70\'s Show character?

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eric. he so witty.

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You must really want my foot in your ass.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-02-2006, 08:55 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 116
Posted By Red Foreman
Re: The problem I\'m having with women (long)

Men don't talk about their feelings. Now bottle that crap back up inside where it belongs before I put my foot in your ass.
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