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Old 06-27-2006, 09:58 AM
juggabear juggabear is offline
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Default Craigslist Vegas whore- trip report

One day I decide to Craigs list a whore. Female friend of mine was pissed and thought it was horrible to buy a whore. Degrading to women and taking advantage of their misfortune. I was horny and had cash to burn so I did it.

So i contact said whore through craigslist and we meet up about an hour later at hotel. She is nothing special 6.5 or 7 definately bangable but not model material. So she is giving me head for like 10 min when I tell her I am gonna cum. She says "What, already? Are you sure?".
I say what I paid for an hour (200) she says no you only get to cum once. I get upset and negotiate another orgasm for another 100. Anyways I finish from behind in like 10 seconds (5 strokes or so) cuz I am so aroused from head.

So we are waiting around watching TV waiting for me to get ready. Then I lose the Game (the one where you cant think of it), start laughing, she says what, and I teach the whore the Game. Now she will think of it and lose haha. Plus you guys all totally lost it now.

Ok back to the whore. So I tell her I am ready and I get hard but when she puts the Dom on and i penetrate I go limp. I am of course embarrassed and she is like this is why two times never happens. So I am like whatever lets just wait. So we watch more TV in the meantime and talk small talk (I think we were watching some cop drama).

Well, next time I am ready to go we slide dom on and once again, no go. So I say [censored] it, just give me head til I cum, which I do, and leave.

So I suck at sex and life.
It was totally not worth it and I dont think I will ever pay for sex again.

Yes this is a gimmick account as I believe posting my illegal exploits online could come back to haunt me and prefer to do so anonymously. I hope the Mods protect this anonyminity (whoa spelling?) unless I decide to reveal my identity.
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:03 AM
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diebitter
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:45 AM
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this seems a bit "gorilla thrilla"-like, and he is on the ban list
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:50 AM
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wtf is the Game bit about?
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:55 AM
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Easily daryn.
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:57 AM
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aren't whores legal in some parts of vegas?

how old are you that you have such a hard time getting it up again?

why would you not let her give you head until you were hard enough to have sex rather than just coming from the bj?
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Old 06-27-2006, 11:00 AM
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aren't whores legal in some parts of vegas?

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Some parts of NV, not Vegas. No I don't know from experience.
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Old 06-27-2006, 11:02 AM
Red Foreman Red Foreman is offline
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Yes this is a gimmick account as I believe posting my illegal exploits online could come back to haunt me and prefer to do so anonymously. I hope the Mods protect this anonyminity (whoa spelling?) unless I decide to reveal my identity.

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Worse than sucking at life or sex, you suck at posting. You know why the communists didn't take over Asia? Because I went to Korea and put a foot in their ass. The mods should put a foot in your ass before posts like this take over oot.
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Old 06-27-2006, 11:03 AM
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aren't whores legal in some parts of vegas?

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Some parts of NV, not Vegas. No I don't know from experience.

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I love how people feel compelled to put in these disclaimers.
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Old 06-27-2006, 11:06 AM
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aren't whores legal in some parts of vegas?

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Some parts of NV, not Vegas. No I don't know from experience.

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I love how people feel compelled to put in these disclaimers.

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I did it for a specific reason here. In fact, you were the one that originally brought the reason to my attention.
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