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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 01-20-2007, 01:27 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 63
Posted By Messedup247
Re: Beat: Laughing at my own misfortune.

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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and i'll give you something to cry about you little bastard.


^^^These words aren't mine. Can you guess where they are from?
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 01-20-2007, 12:55 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 268
Posted By Messedup247
Re: Post your cat and kitten pictures here

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http://i1.tinypic.com/2yzae6b.jpg

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I totally LOLed at this. NH
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 01-20-2007, 12:51 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 262
Posted By Messedup247
Re: Ok Guys, We Need Your Help...(Long, But Please Read)

Hey Vig. I am very sorry to hear about your situation. I have been in this horrible situation unfortunately twice in my life. (Although it was for a different disease) I am sure I will get chastised...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 01-18-2007, 07:35 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 224
Posted By Messedup247
Re: Beat...I am a break even player

I have just started to dive into SNG's. I have played limit for so long, and have been aprehensive to get outside the comfort zone (Another big leak) I can play NL, but I am still a fish. Tourneys...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 01-18-2007, 06:57 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 224
Posted By Messedup247
Re: Beat...I am a break even player

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my friend is basically a breakeven at 200NL and makes close to 70k a year from rakeback.




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why doesn't he just collect cans
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 01-18-2007, 06:26 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 224
Posted By Messedup247
Re: Beat...I am a break even player

That is great advice! It makes perfect sense...lol. Thanks for that. Watch out all.....I might make $500.00 this year!!!

LMAO, but seriously, Thanks!!!
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 01-18-2007, 06:12 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 224
Posted By Messedup247
Re: Beat...I am a break even player

See. I am a dumb ass. (Another leak) I have had my S/N for forever, and did not sign up with anyone for rakeback. Frankly I don't know how to approach getting it...lol. But for that kinda cash, I...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 01-18-2007, 06:05 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 224
Posted By Messedup247
Re: Beat...I am a break even player

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You suck

Move up where they respect your raises

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Thanks!!! Was waiting to get that out of the way. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 01-18-2007, 06:03 PM
Replies: 395
Views: 1,281
Posted By Messedup247
Re: Week-long prop bet

GL NATE!!!! Bad time to get the PS variance bug, but I know you can shake it!!!!! 27 hours, NP!!!
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 01-18-2007, 06:00 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 224
Posted By Messedup247
Beat...I am a break even player

So I admit. I am a troller. I post a few here and there, but not a baller like the most of you. I have been playing online since the early days of Planet and Paradise. Yup, back before the NL games...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 01-15-2007, 10:49 AM
Replies: 395
Views: 1,281
Posted By Messedup247
Re: Week-long prop bet

Nate Update!!!!! I am on pins and needles!!!

BTW this is one of the best threads I have read in quite some time!!!!

GO NATE!!!!!!!!
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 01-15-2007, 10:08 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 33
Posted By Messedup247
First BBV post.....let the flaming begin

Beat: Got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic on Friday going home.

Brag: Fired up the old laptop and made $500 on FT while waiting. (Got to love mobile broadband!!!)

Variance: Future mother in...
Forum: Beginners Questions 12-29-2006, 11:40 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 137
Posted By Messedup247
Game play stratagy

Ok. Not quite sure this is in the right forum. (Maybe it will end up in BBV...lol)

But I wanted to get hypothetical hand advice from the 2p2 crowd.

Hypothetical game. The betting limits are...
Forum: Small Stakes 12-24-2006, 03:25 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 27
Posted By Messedup247
400 NL Q-Q UTG

2/4 NL FTP Full ring

Hero is UTG with Qs-Qh (~600 stack)

Fold to Hero who raises to $12

All fold to MP

MP raises all in $76.00
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-23-2006, 12:13 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 317
Posted By Messedup247
Re: BBV!!!! Help Me Get Fired From My Job

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wtf is HR going do, im a new employee been here just over a month now.[ QUOTE ]


Actsually they will do alot. You can totally flip the script on her. Almost every company has an...
Forum: Small Stakes 12-23-2006, 11:03 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 46
Posted By Messedup247
Re: two KK hands

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If by "7/7/x/28" the 28 means 28 hands, this is an easy call (w/ intention of getting AI) or shove, you need a way better read than that to fold kings.

2: wtf instacall

Plz just...
Forum: Small Stakes Limit 12-22-2006, 03:49 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 50
Posted By Messedup247
Can anyone suggest.......

A good hand converter, and hand analyzer thing? I see all of these very nicely posted hands, and graphs that have histories of how much value you get per hand type etc?


I didn't know where to...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-22-2006, 03:40 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 282
Posted By Messedup247
Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

Didnt read all of the posts, but I guess it depends on wheather your banging them both at the same time. If so...then it is never that bad.
Forum: Small Stakes 12-22-2006, 11:30 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 157
Posted By Messedup247
Re: 1/2 FT NL. Horrible flop play.....what to do on the turn?

Thanks! Yeah, I screwed the pooch on that one.

Anyways, I assumed that the SB had a 10. Maybe J-10, or 10-9. I figured the 9 killed me with only a max of 3 outs. So I dumped the hand.....NEXT.......
Forum: Small Stakes 12-22-2006, 10:12 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 157
Posted By Messedup247
1/2 FT NL. Horrible flop play.....what to do on the turn?

1/2 FT N/L

Hero in MP with Q-Q (Stack $205)

All fold to Hero

Hero raises to $8

All fold to SB who calls(Not to much from him, just sat down)
Forum: Small Stakes 12-22-2006, 09:45 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 36
Posted By Messedup247
Re: Flop play 1/2 NL

Hey Wombie. Thanks alot. I guess the reson I didnt fire again PF was I guess I felt I had to be behind. What hands could reraise me here? So I thought I would see the flop and go from there. I am...
Forum: Small Stakes 12-22-2006, 09:20 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 36
Posted By Messedup247
Re: Flop play 1/2 NL

Damn. Yes. I did have AcQc. Given that, should that still hit the muck even before the reraise? I realize this shows my inexperience at NL....lol but. Also, the reraise should have me heading for the...
Forum: Small Stakes 12-22-2006, 08:52 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 36
Posted By Messedup247
Flop play 1/2 NL

Being pretty inexperienced in NL play (I am an avid limit player) I am still not great at deciding these flops. So I am asking you. Standard? I think I played this the right way, but want validation....
Forum: Medium Stakes Limit 12-09-2006, 10:10 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 162
Posted By Messedup247
Re: Turn decision, action pot

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If you bet, CO is more than likely going to raise shutting out button. Your Ts are like never best. How is this anything but a check/call?

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Agreed. Although in your...
Forum: Medium Stakes Limit 12-09-2006, 09:56 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 69
Posted By Messedup247
Re: I played poker tonight

Hand 1. I like the C/R here. The 9 is a pretty card to do that on given that MP is able to fold a hand. You post says people view you as somewhat straightforward so using that image here I think gets...
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