- I don't know how to play quads
- Bury me in a Y-shaped coffin, Party raped me.
- Yes! About f**king time.
- Pro Bet
- expert slow play
- Brag or variance?
- Live poker beat
- Noooooooooooo!!! My blue name got robbed!!!! BEAT
- Watch Matusow getting owned Heads Up
- Party RNG is NOT Random
- Coloured names
- Sexy check raise.
- Donk, Box, & Bubble
- my carpal post: a beat
- JJ > KK Brag!
- todays suckout
- Ship the 80K.......
- 10-20 Bellagio Quads over Quads for 22k
- Car bad beat
- 25k hands in 6 days.
- Could I play anymore perfectly??
- They're lauging at me...
- LOLPLO1!!
- Sickining downswing
- I pwn a fish (5k nl)
- Make a good call and get punished followed by 45o goot, ship it!
- Beat: My arm is going numb!
- MT Donkament Hand
- BOOM
- JDags, the Mouth, and Ivey playing 500/1000 LHE now
- Fun hand vs Grim
- ATTENTION NEVERFORGETLOL
- K-K allin preflop= BUSTO
- 25/50 confessions
- Does anyone believe in bad karma or fate or whatever
- Bad beat for the West Coast
- YESS SUCKOUT FINALLYyyyyyy
- What's the Biggest Stack You've accumulated
- what is the nuts? (LC)
- Second nut low... good
- I DROPPED 6 BUYINS! CRAP
- JEWISH PRIDE IN THE WSOP ME
- I cracked the Cracker
- Have you ever hit on a girl at a poker table?
- Capital A for AWESOME
- NICE [censored] CAP SIR
- masterful call sir
- pwned
- pitr invades bbv part 2
- Horrible beat
- Brag Staff Night
- OMFG U SLOWPLAY SO BADDDD
- Customer support as bad as Party...now that's hard to do (LC)
- Which one of you suckout cockmasters did this?
- [censored] you bought on Amazon with your Stars FPPs
- Grouchy goes slumming... and hits the nuts.
- NOW THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY A FLUSH DRAW!1
- For those that started playing online under 18...
- Party and Stars down?
- this hand made me nut myself
- Embarassing hands from tonight's CRAZY MONKEY TILT session
- Brag and Beat
- But doctor, if you flip his doomswitch, he'll go busto! DO IT ANYWAY!!
- Better than Zeebo's Theorem
- out drawn out drawn out drawn
- Beat me to death BBV
- Paging T-God...
- Nut low, good to go!!
- ever wonder what they shove pf with?
- semi-deep 100/200 PLO game on FT...
- Georgia Ave, what happened to 'choose your own adventure'?
- The official BBV hand reading skillzzzzz contest!
- This is how you win a donkament!!! (all in every hand)
- hu bluff induction via 3x pot river bet with quads (donkament warning)
- Beat, Brag - take your pick.
- Brag: MAKE MONEY BUY STUFF
- Maybe I should find a new game
- Birthday comeback!
- LOL PLO8 Donks
- BB or V I broke up a home game in four hands.
- my biggest pot to date
- Bad beats on Pokerstars...where are the lucky winners?
- JESUS CHRIST
- So I took a shot.....
- Are you For Real?
- So I got a package from Party...
- Insignificant little hand...
- Jesus I am stupid
- Beat: PartyPoker send me rubbish magazine
- LOL donk n'go comeback
- Birthday beat.
- i am quitting my job
- mini vegas trip report before I head to the airport
- Standard 2 outter
- Won an entry into world's biggest strip poker tournament
- Great way to start the day!
- Owned, simply owned
- ARE YOU F#CKING SERIOUS!!!!
- What's your best comeback ever? Mine @ 2-5 Venetian
- 400NL Makes Me Wet
- nice hand douchebag!!!!
- I hate WPEX (the players, not the site)
- Listen Up
- 10/20 raped me this morning
- DONK AND GO or SIT AND DONK
- Overplay aces much?
- Live NL is so hard
- No more excuses for not graphing
- suck, resuck, resuck, resuck, resuck, resuck
- I hate poker
- chess is rigged!!!
- HOW A BALLA REALLY LIVES (conversation with Tongni)
- Cribbage beat
- Royal gets lots of action
- nh sir
- Can an over-pair be over-played?
- THE TIME IS NOW
- almost open folded river
- Bad Beats of poker are exactly that....poker
- I now know why Tony says "god almighty"
- LOL!!1! Live Donkament! Starring Super Donkey!
- my night in a nutshell
- Dropped 3 buyins my first swing at 2/4 $400
- I've always wondered what it's like to make a terrible donkament post
- I really think I am going to throwup. Worst misclick of my life.
- I cant win
- Great river call with a gutshot
- quads clean up
- I hate UB.
- 3 buyin misclick.
- Ugh 3rd set over set today
- 4-bet bluff turns into a bizzare hand
- $1600 pot with Q6 soooooted
- Post your hand of the night
- Am Going for the Record of most Donkaments without a Cash
- GREAT [censored] READ BUDDY.
- Getting mileage out of two pair
- I must be too readable
- Partypoker = RIGGED
- They just added the 7 of emeralds to the deck
- Bluff gone good!
- yellowsub practices good game selection *deleted*
- $%%#()*)(*@)($*!)(@*$()!@#&$!)(*&#
- yellowsub is having a bad day
- SICKEST BLUFF IN THE WORLD
- Nothing beats a Dids session
- ship it plz
- brag or beat? party merchandise i had to order
- post hands that made you happy today
- I guess I am kidding myself
- just let me make sure ( monster bad beat content )
- Hello everyone
- WSOP Final Table Brag
- Variance is my Bizzle, Nizzle
- Pocket Aces 3 times in a row.
- kind of like the end of entourage... but not
- Bellagio Bill Brag
- OMFG I LOST MY WHOLE BANKROLL ON THIS HAND
- omaha - making the best hand
- The "post tilting hands that you should be embarrased to post" thread
- FUN HAND
- How much have you contributed to the new BBJ on Party?
- Hello all check this one.
- I cant decide if this is a beat or a brag
- LISTEN TO THIS HAND!!!! IT MADE ME STOP PLAYING FOR A WHILE
- He put me on AQ
- LOL DONKAMENTS...oh wait
- I'm sorry. Did you say "All in"?
- standard "lol donkaments"
- i cant stop crying,
- "Don't fold for one bet in a big pot".. show me!
- Beat: Summer Sizzler
- Two can play at that game....
- I rule at Bellagio 30/60
- Internet providers can serve up BBs as well
- beat : L-Crum got [censored]
- which long term winning player is running the worst?
- 3 hands from first 20min playing today - I'M LOLLERSKATING!
- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- Another sexy royal
- Dick move?
- What are the odds of this....1500$ pot - BEAT
- YEAAAAA EAT MY [censored] RATHOLERS. AH HAHAHA
- Wheee $200nl (im on the lollercoaster!)
- hell no
- 2/5 NL Live perfectness HAKYAKCHA
- Limit poker: Big pots
- Calling 105$ drawing to two outs
- This is why I hadnt played a donkament in over a year
- And if I don't rebuy in 30 mins or less, your pizza is free
- variance: moving, help me choose a city
- WSOPbetting brags (WARNING: HEAVY BALLER)
- Hands that put you on TILT.
- Do I suck at poker????
- happy to sad to happy again
- Two weeks ago I started playing tournaments again...
- i pozz AA
- This folks, is how to play a hand like an expert!
- dammit I just CAN'T BEAT THESE PLAYERS AT nl600
- Post hands where you suck out
- FUUUUUUU*&9*&(*& -- biggest pot you've lost to an internet crash
- 1st BBV post -- The 1st time hurts
- Semi-beat concerning BBJ
- uggghhhhh
- Ever had 2x AAs beaten in a row faster than this..
- great way to start a session
- Justice! One Time!
- Where is jasont ?
- fun misclick
- Why does AA hate me?
- LOL LIMIT
- 35+3 6-max. Any way to get away from trips?
- WHAT THE [censored], OMG you cant be serious
- Why does this not happen to me at the Monster tables?
- .50/1.00 pl bbv nitfest game
- revenge is mine
- I finally hit one.
- Funny hand
- The Leptyne-Garland connection ANTHOLOGY
- Maybe the best feeling short of winning a donkament
- ONCE!!!! JUST ONE [censored] TIME IS ALL I ASK!!!!
- NICE CALL SIR!!!
- XPRT LAYDOWN
- SICK
- [censored] Texas HE
- Play bad, get there: My first 1-outer and it happens to be in a 1k pot
- Who's the douchebag?
- pwned.
- NL donk plays $500/$1000 LHE
- LOL LIMIT NICE HAND SIR
- I get owned hard
- Ever call wanting to suck out?
- YOOOO
- Personal Milestone
- OMG
- Looking for a URL
- IM SORRY FROZZOR
- Ship it holla!
- o snap
- *sigh* reason i was down 13K today
- nl variance :(
- craps baby!
- SICK PLO BEAT (NEVER BLUFF A CALLING STATION)
- OMG LOL PLO IS SO EASY
- Bluff Catching 101
- HIV IS TAPPED
- my cat just clawed me in the nipple.
- God Damn Bush
- Cold Streak
- Frustration sets in.