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  1. This hand ruined my day, and possibly the rest of the week.
  2. I must suck at poker
  3. I own BBV
  4. HOW TO TILT KUROSH 102
  5. APRIL
  6. There should be a prize for reading hands well
  7. What a pf mis-click!
  8. AWEOSME BEAT I WITNESSED
  9. Hey morans, please keep capping with two outs
  10. My game has fallen apart!
  11. My reads are impeccable
  12. Stars just doesn't want me to win a multi-table SNG
  13. I went bustomante!!!!!
  14. I am on insane monkey cock eating tilt mother [censored]
  15. You're making my first day at 10/20 sad
  16. Sucky laydown because donks love AK.
  17. So I had about $200 in FullTilt on April 1..
  18. 5.5 Buyins in 49 hands
  19. April - bad month
  20. Why do I even look at 30/60?
  21. Ok what would you do with your last $150?
  22. i'm going to post as much as i can today
  23. My NETeller account was hacked...Party gave me $50...WTF?!?!
  24. I'm going to take the rest of the night off...
  25. My under-rolled shot at NL 2K
  26. Insult to injury
  27. Witness Protection Program
  28. Screw you guys for telling me to value-bet rivers.
  29. Why does Full Tilt keep doing this to me?????
  30. so drunk
  31. question on hitting a set and losing
  32. What a day...
  33. has anyone else been losing more at night lately?
  34. H/U Poker is easy
  35. Such poon sweet moist lusciousness
  36. how to put bz on tilt
  37. BIG BET NO ONE FOLDS
  38. Anyone See a Player That PArty jsut wouldnt allow to win?
  39. I have just been made redundant !
  40. I LOVE IT WHEN EVEN PARTY MESSES UP RIVERING ME
  41. How to break even
  42. One more proof that PokerStars is not RIGGED!
  43. NIT ALERT! NIT ALERT!
  44. using your cards or opponents cards? *DELETED*
  45. The standard poker session rebuy-in
  46. What............ JUST WHAT????
  47. My first $25,000 month
  48. run bad, move up, cash in 6/6 SNGs
  49. Run bad, play party bj.
  50. Players who give away money are awesome!
  51. 1hour of careful grinding killed by a fish...
  52. L-A-G is F-U-N
  53. My biggest hand ever
  54. My biggest hand ever
  55. Post Here if you lost more than 2 grand today
  56. "The art of playing terribly and running great"
  57. Cant even see the screen
  58. And just in case yall missed it
  59. The Great Absolute Poker Quest
  60. Excellent Read
  61. shameless, shameless brag. can anyone out do me?
  62. W$WSF: 20
  63. Standard
  64. Dominated Hands
  65. Howto: Bankroll management
  66. Dear Cryptologic: Please fix my pattern mapper!
  67. Dear Poker,
  68. hand vs 2+2er
  69. DANGERS OF TILT
  70. First ever BBV post - what can you do with morons like this?
  71. AARRGGHH this is such bull
  72. What a [censored] read :(
  73. Brag and beat: cookies
  74. Dear Poker...
  75. party roulette omfg
  76. I LOVE WPEX
  77. Lee throws the doom switch on me. OMFGZZZZ
  78. Rivered a straight flush
  79. $25NL - FH flop slow-play, couldn't have gone better
  80. Double 1 outer split
  81. Ive always liked the ladies....
  82. Worst. Hand. Ever.
  83. Seriously. What's wrong with these guys?
  84. hmm, i was supposed to quit a couple hands ago, need to get going...
  85. Just So We're Clear ggbman...
  86. One of the worst beats you could possibly take?
  87. I am awesome
  88. Funny series of hands.
  89. The hand that describes my miserable [censored] month
  90. Ever get that feeling....
  91. gawdamn hit-everything fish
  92. F U BIRTHDAY
  93. Poker is gay
  94. donkbet my quads
  95. That piss cost me a carton of cigarettes. :(
  96. $103,717.18
  97. NICE HAND SIR!!!
  98. Is this type of [censored] normal at 2/4 NL?
  99. AA but no one to pay me off. Oh wait...
  100. Huge Pot Flopped boat
  101. [censored] flushes
  102. A little bluff
  103. It's Rigged...It Just Has To Be (aka Next Session)
  104. This didn't happen
  105. Am I psychic..
  106. the one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
  107. funny kind of tilt...
  108. possibly the stupidest thing ever
  109. Overpairs
  110. "Raise the flop"
  111. so annoying. No re-raise rule at PS?
  112. The ultimate chase for a hand
  113. Stacking noobs
  114. What a lucky retard
  115. Eat this sucka!
  116. ZEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  117. is it a beat when you lose the minumum?
  118. You Know You're Running Bad When......
  119. uhhh..i run bad?
  120. And he actually thought over this call
  121. How silly of me to build the pot against the mentally challenged
  122. NL PLAYERS ONLY
  123. How do I learn NL and how much $ does it take?
  124. Do you have the Jedi Mind Skill?
  125. Nice Runner Runner Douchebag
  126. WSOP Holy [censored]
  127. How to 2 out the river and still lose
  128. I'm about to break.
  129. opinions on riggedness
  130. variance
  131. My last 80K hands
  132. Quest proposal...(not too long)
  133. Guess whos back...back again...shadys back...tell a friend
  134. (LC)I hate pokerroom.com speeds
  135. A plea to the Poker Gods
  136. Passwords to porn sites *DELETED*
  137. Nice Cap sir
  138. All in is the new slowplay
  139. Poker makes me sick or April,be gone!
  140. NC brag post
  141. My longest session (what is yours? hours/hands)
  142. im guna shiit on yo momz chest
  143. ever seen this at Small Stakes Before
  144. WORST BEAT OF MY LIFE
  145. Nice first day at 50NL, especially these two hands.
  146. What a great day!!!
  147. bad beat in HUGE pot
  148. omg powned (big pot!)
  149. Worst bluff timing ever
  150. PARTY BJ TILTATHON RIGHT NOW
  151. I'm too scared too cashout
  152. you moron
  153. please have a flush please have a flush please have a flush
  154. I felt like the ggbman of low stakes
  155. F LIMIT
  156. need goal for poker monies...
  157. April Graphs Thread
  158. Magic Card Brag...
  159. even when i am drunk i get mad
  160. I love beating sweeta111
  161. Zeebos 100K challenge
  162. FULL TILT IS GREAT BECAUSE EVERYONE PLAYS LIKE A TOURNAMENT DONKEY
  163. Nice game selection!
  164. IT'S NOT VARIANCE!
  165. [censored] YOU BUDDY
  166. Almost 4 way all-in...
  167. fishies learn their lesson the hard way
  168. Maniac at my table
  169. I run amazingly good
  170. Now really? Was this a wrong play?
  171. Switched from limit to no limit
  172. Welcome to 3-town, population your ass
  173. Revenge is best served luke warm
  174. annoying
  175. I got Mother [censored] Angle Shot!!!!!
  176. My very first 15/30 hand
  177. Watch me turn $3.50 into MILLIONS!
  178. Only 10 hours left
  179. I cant believe this hand just happened .....
  180. omfg wtf
  181. What's that? You enjoyed three town so much you'd like to visit 4 town
  182. ship it!!!!!!!!
  183. ALL BBV POSTS MUST BE IN ALL CAPS NEW RULE
  184. [censored] [censored] [censored]
  185. FINALLY A LIMIT WHERE THEY RESPECT MY RAISES
  186. I bet you look good on the dance floor
  187. sigh
  188. SWEET!
  189. When you flop the nut flush in Omaha, the board pairs 93% of the time
  190. ZEEBO busto?
  191. RUNNING WELL MAKES ME HAPPY
  192. running hot for once is sooooo fun!!!
  193. How many times is it going to happen?
  194. If you play AA/KK weakly preflop, I will crack them!
  195. won a 5k WSOP seat :)
  196. KOBE TOOK A [censored] ON MY SIDE
  197. well played
  198. wtf am im supposed to do now???
  199. My best session ever...
  200. Knowing When To Quit
  201. April's over, what now? (trainwreck, lots of graphs)
  202. PURE SEXINESS
  203. What's the best line here?
  204. I hate running Fives
  205. [censored] 2-outers!!!!
  206. 2+2 game!
  207. Holy scary ass board
  208. ARGHOMFGDONKEYBUTTHOLES (NL$200)
  209. I love it when Fish limp
  210. Variance and rebuilding
  211. if this Happens ONE MORE TIME..
  212. 700+ down the drain
  213. This guy doesn't realize I have a three card straight...
  214. I <3 Poker
  215. Thanks, motorholdem
  216. friggin 50nl
  217. what is your longest no-win hand streak at a single NL table?
  218. How many Royals did you flop this weekend?
  219. Donkament players don't like to hear the truth about donkaments
  220. Nice Call
  221. WHAT A READ OMFG
  222. ridiculous, 8th time ive been cold decked in last 20 minutes
  223. $130,000!
  224. Mother [censored], spend 7 and a half hours in a WSOP sat, and than th
  225. The United States of America
  226. Hi I am drunk right now should I play poker?
  227. TONIGHT I AM GOING TO COMMIT GENOCIDE ON THE FOLLOWING TWO GROUPS
  228. Owned: Or, My Reads Are So Awesome
  229. I actually think i missed some bets (23 BB Pot)
  230. great start to May
  231. Waiting for the other shoe...
  232. Yes I was outplayed and donated my stack to my arch nemesis
  233. whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
  234. Eureka!!! Turns out you're supposed to WIN at SHOWdown!
  235. 16 bet preflop (limit holdem)
  236. Bad Beat at Hollywood Park
  237. [censored] YOU OMAHA
  238. It's called a Dids session I believe..
  239. i know i was way behind.....
  240. The bad beat on the other side
  241. hello may
  242. What running GOOT in May looks like
  243. anyone know the band?
  244. worst call of my life
  245. Someone Was Out of Line
  246. And Since I Haven't Been Tortured Enough...
  247. HANDS WHERE U PUT IN TOO MUCH ON FLOP TO MAKE PROFIT, BUT DID ANYWAYS
  248. Bad Beat I Witnessed Today
  249. 2006 YTD--100k hands--5k in rb and im still down (graphs and stats)???
  250. Oh Doctor, What A River Card