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  1. Laptop about to go through wall
  2. Make the donk [censored] himself in mid-celebration.
  3. This does not bode well
  4. Chasing 100k
  5. pokerhand.org
  6. I'm killing 600NL
  7. your 87s is prolly good
  8. A graph from my birthday till now. AWESOME Real $$$ graph.
  9. legislation bad beat for all of us
  10. So deflated, feel like cashing out BR...
  11. OMABRAG
  12. Buddy, buddy, buddy list
  13. 5 Buy Ins in 1Hour?
  14. Taking a stab with 30% of my stack
  15. Get stuck, go on tilt, get unstuck.
  16. h@llinggol = owned
  17. 300BB+ Live in and hour.
  18. Selling MP3 SN. You know you want it.
  19. trifecta?
  20. 2 days: I can plan my finances from these results... right?
  21. Let's be serious...
  22. 2 hands to make you smile. 2 short stacks bite the dust.
  23. operation RECLAIMED FUNDS (OIC?)
  24. 1-1-2 spread limit at Lucky Chances
  25. I am the best bluffer ever,
  26. Awesome hand w/ chat :
  27. The ULTIMATE bad beat
  28. In case if i am bluffing Q high is G00t
  29. screw you and your pattern mapper
  30. i wish i had what he was smoking
  31. "I`ve got AK" "nh sir,mee too" "wow,same here,lol" "WTF,watch this"
  32. For those of u LHE players that live off ur winnings...
  33. HOW TO WIN POKER.
  34. UTG 4 hands in a row.
  35. Hilarious mail from AP
  36. it will all come out even in the end!
  37. Get me off this freaking roller coaster. Up 12K Dn6K Up4K Dn8K
  38. Wow, I feel dumb
  39. bad beats on what site the most??
  40. PokerAceHud Beat
  41. d sjhdf hseryh45n udth n45uy sr
  42. Airports Suck
  43. [censored] Neanderthals....
  44. I wonder what this guy put me on...
  45. should/could I have seen this coming?
  46. How will I end the month? Graph and poll...
  47. UN - REAL
  48. The real slowplay
  49. BAD BEAT
  50. taunt bad players? GREAT IDEA!!!
  51. Last whine of May
  52. Party Gave Me $30
  53. Does he know something I dont?
  54. bad beat from my bank: they "don't condone" my profession
  55. Hehe. Gotta love this!
  56. Horrendous Beat
  57. HOW THE (CENCORED) CAN YOU CALL ME DOWN YOU (CENCERED) FISH!LHRKJESRTG
  58. I REALLY HOPE YOU [censored] FALL DIE AND GET CANCER TWICE
  59. BBV: HEADS UP!
  60. Advanced Hold'em 310: How to hit flops really hard
  61. Set of Aces, played like a pro
  62. Just
  63. STOP IT!
  64. I'm glad I don't own a gun.
  65. Another Person That Deserves Cancer Twice
  66. I trick 2/4 donks into folding the best hand
  67. full tilt beat
  68. 2 hands with Queens. I not sure what I think of this PP.
  69. Nope, three pair is still not a poker hand
  70. My suck out
  71. limit holdem
  72. Gutshot = no money for me.
  73. DEPT OF MOTOR VEHICLE Bad Beat
  74. I read quite good but... (2/4 NL)
  75. This is when you know that the donkeys are out...
  76. My first ever capped on all streets
  77. Lots of Preflop action from 2 players + 1 idiot.. this made my day
  78. mason55 vs dustbustr, HU Uno for $20/match
  79. A long day of variance (see graph)
  80. Are you awake?
  81. FREEEEEERROOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!2
  82. bluffing 101
  83. Party gave me $30:What to do
  84. Solitare bad beat
  85. Professional Rakeback Whore
  86. BUSTOBUSTO
  87. Keep climbin' baby...
  88. Wow...forgot how easy this was!
  89. I stabbed someone during a poker game
  90. Sick breakeven stretch
  91. PIZOWNING STARS FREEROLL
  92. craziest 3/6 table ever
  93. This was fun
  94. LOL @ HEADS UP LIMIT
  95. WTF are these people calling with?
  96. Owning Lager
  97. so i'm wasted and watching 10/20 stars NL
  98. MT monitor *DELETED*
  99. why do people (fish) check made hands on river OOP?
  100. Sick 600 session
  101. Vent.
  102. Quad's Cracked
  103. Who says I don't run bad
  104. badbeat(s): I LEFT MY COFFEE THERMOS AT HOME, WTF
  105. For those of you who don't read the Sports forum...
  106. nuts
  107. 25th May 2006 = Money ( Graph ) - My Longest session -
  108. Workplace brag
  109. Layover
  110. Wsex Bad Beat
  111. Reasons why you don't open fold the river
  112. Bad beat-->PokerAceHud
  113. Bad beat-->Ness posting in your thread
  114. HU CHALLENGE!
  115. Largest loss *succesfully* chased at Party Blackjack?
  116. Kaching BABY! (meh, I am weak tight)
  117. ChodeZilla predicts his fate
  118. Mayday! Mayday!
  119. And I'm back in the game!
  120. All these expert TAGs at wsex are killing me!
  121. Flood party with this e-mail...
  122. I win Golf!!!!!
  123. I did it!!!
  124. Moving up is fun
  125. watch villain INSTALOSE
  126. people who i want to shoot in the face
  127. 60+BB limit pot
  128. the only hand i've won this month
  129. Oh what a beautiful night for a SNG!!! Where's that gun...BANG!!
  130. ALWAYS slowplay when HU
  131. Check out this PRO
  132. Omaha sucks
  133. Why slowplay?
  134. PLO8 sng beat
  135. I give up
  136. lol donkaments
  137. 96.5% to win just isn't enough sometimes...
  138. Bad Beat: Neteller
  139. I PLAY SO WEAK TIGHT IT'S SAD
  140. The biggest misconceptions you heard from fish
  141. A reminder. I am Dids, and I can see into your soul
  142. Omaha you gotta love/hate it.
  143. If i wasn't drinking and on vicoden (sp?)
  144. BIGGER is better
  145. WTF, worst play ever
  146. WANT TO TAKE A SHOT? LET ME DO IT FOR YOU
  147. My first $10k pot
  148. Whoops too much
  149. First time I've ever called with Q high.
  150. Graphs that Suck
  151. It's called a dids session right? (why did I play the last 15 hands)
  152. Maniacs are fun
  153. i guess he thought i was bluffing
  154. grrr....lucky lucky fish
  155. I HOPE YOU DIE SEAT #2
  156. Dealer rivers entire table - $9k pot at $3-6.
  157. Oops!...I did it again (lost $18k at party blackjack)
  158. Die, split monkeys!
  159. This villain is one of my all-time favourites
  160. A few tilt hands
  161. Finally a good day
  162. nice slowplaying dude
  163. Ladies and Gents, I may be onto something
  164. 1 for 5
  165. PROOF THAT BUSTO IS BEST POKER PLAYER
  166. I'm about to go shopping....
  167. Fing morons
  168. My first bad beat post
  169. i)Slowplay, ii)Get outdrawn iii)Overplay hand iv) Bitch about 'beat'
  170. expert play
  171. Signing my life away
  172. Found out why Im running so bad
  173. ULTIMATE VALUE BET
  174. limit > me
  175. WTF how can YOU berate me after playing your hand like THAT?
  176. Thanks for nothing
  177. Half a dozen bets with 9 high
  178. I just flopped 7 sets in a row
  179. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME
  180. LETS SEND KUROSH TO 5/10 NL with $100
  181. I don't know how I could've won this one?
  182. Anyone get the Party Ipod with Party points???
  183. holy [censored] [censored], my biggest pot ever - 5-10 LHE, $312 pot
  184. Standard?
  185. I love pocket tens!
  186. Party Poker Limit Hold'em
  187. Moments when you wish your opp. was deeper
  188. Wow
  189. the Poker Gods laugh at me
  190. party [censored] rakeback
  191. Overbet for teh win!!1!!!!1
  192. [censored] you, party rng
  193. i think i would pay HIM $60 just to see what he had at that point
  194. Truly brilliant exchange during a home game hand
  195. Limit:60 bets in pre-flop
  196. misadventures this week
  197. First Royal in 2+ years
  198. Douche and dumba ss of the week
  199. how the hell did you call that..
  200. this was fun
  201. Mini-heater
  202. SHIP IT BIIAAAATCH!!!!
  203. best value shove ever
  204. PLO8 sng - 6 left, time to get aggressive
  205. How bad was this hand?
  206. OMG (set over set over set, bad beat post. VLC)
  207. hahaha, nice call
  208. My worst weekend ever
  209. 2000 pm's
  210. nice call buddy...
  211. quite the misclick (or) poker gods have a sense of humor
  212. Don't know what to say about this one
  213. whered my action go
  214. You must be a professional sir
  215. couple beats
  216. :o *DELETED*
  217. Cool what a fun day!
  218. Is this a big deal at all?
  219. Getting back to even for May or BUTSO !
  220. net career winnings
  221. OMG str8 flsh!!!!1!11
  222. What does this dream mean?!?!
  223. Suited connectors in NL = implied odds
  224. own my aces more you big jerkstores
  225. I just killed a dog....
  226. So what if you came 2nd at the $500 NLHE event 2005
  227. How on earth could party NOT be rigged?
  228. god is dead
  229. zomg $30,000 (brag)
  230. my biggest loss (beat)
  231. Standard No Limit
  232. run amazing good - doable?
  233. They'll probably ban my chat for this...
  234. I AM BUSTO
  235. How's this for a bad beat?
  236. Dunno which one of us played more horribly
  237. over and over I love the bubble
  238. Im king of the world
  239. bad beat....
  240. Expert Overcall
  241. tourney brag (while i can)
  242. LOL DONAKMENTS
  243. What is the opposite of BUSTO?
  244. Move Up To Win It BAck?? I Don't Think So.
  245. dumbest poker/gambling thing you've ever done
  246. Real life bad beat story
  247. Sitting with half my BR tonight! yes, im crazy
  248. MAY
  249. Bad Beat - Guess the hand win a cookie! :)
  250. .1% equity on the flop = win