- This beat sucked hairy donkey balls
- play bad get there
- Short term variance?
- She felt she was behind in the hand.
- OMG
- Most 1-outers in a day?
- gay-betting is fun
- Bringing down the house... not literally of course
- How do i work out my missed flushes?
- PokerStars VIP Gayness
- Ride the DrewOnTilt coaster, at your nearest Party Poker table
- A more subtle bad beat
- Not really a bad beat just 6 hours wasted
- The Sixth Sense...
- Mediocre-adj 1: moderate to inferior in quality;
- You will respect my bets from now on, fish.
- Splitting 10's is FUN!
- First hand posted here
- wtf am i doing
- $8,356.86/hour
- Does Villain have a boat??
- <3 poker
- <3 Fastplay
- GG Poker (long)
- Phil Helmuth Just Rivered me for a $10,482
- When the hand you were just fantasizing about, happens
- Omaha Hi 92% favorite on the flop...then....
- OH MY [censored] GOD, I <3 HEADS UP POKER!!!!!!
- ANYONE ELSE THINK 2+2 GAMES ARE -EV FOR ME
- Watch out for this player
- So there I was
- Hate JJ Love JJ
- Final table beat
- the wonders of table selection
- Stars, pushing the turn, and little green men
- 1 place out of the money!!!!
- today sucks
- NL200 6max mini-shot
- How much gamboool do you have??
- I hate poker (nc)
- Is there a more derogatory term than NH Sir?
- Best. Hand. Ever. Almost.
- Fold AKs preflop
- [beat] I admit it...
- WOW FISH WHY DID YOU FOLD?
- Most frustrating part of variance?
- Can you find the error? *or* Just another -13BB/100 session...
- Talk about weakness..
- Don't reply please, too standard, let this thread just DIE
- I have never started a day not on a downswing
- Misclick... Ship it.
- Tilt-o-meter please
- I heart Quads.. and people who bet at them.
- You are atrocious
- Play agressive,win the pot
- Welcome to the next limit...URBUSTO!
- playing bad is soooooo boring
- March sucks for poker (VENTING)
- Pointless brag post
- Chip Stack Architecture
- At least he did the work for me...
- I hate winter sports
- Was this my fault or not?
- Minus one mouse
- OFFICIAL - Die March Die Thread
- I have done literally nothing today...
- Suck outs - Semi-rant
- Please look if youd like to see the worst beat ever!
- who's your daddy this hand?
- YOU KNOW YOU'RE RUNNING BAD WHEN..........
- Where can I hire a hitman?
- ISSCKM
- greatest donkey quotes ever
- Hi, i see your soul....
- HoldEm Hi/Lo Split?
- I want to hurt somebody
- I should know better than to put all my money in while ahead.
- Play bad, get there big time
- Lee Goldman's (Enon's) UB acct = BUSTO!!
- My Carpel Tunnel Post
- this hand isnt worth posting
- I never play NL, but I'm a great NL player
- Party Poker Screen Name bad beat
- Best way to handle a bad table
- wow within 5 minutes of starting a session
- My first Dids Session(tm)?
- OMFG BAD BEAT
- My Worst Bad Beat of College
- Am I the worst player ever?
- LMAO THANKS FOR THE FREE $$$
- Negative $2500 day at NL400 6max
- God, sucking out is fun!
- 2 hands and BUSTO!!!
- different story same ending
- How do you play NL?
- funny deepstack hand
- Bankoll Management Bad Beated Me
- I guess he was afraid of my raises
- 10 straight losing days
- Of course.
- Oh by golly what a terrible beat
- flop these in your mouth
- BBV's caused by playing online
- Perfect Runner Runner (LO8)
- UNREAL
- I walked in the office and got bad beat (Very LC)
- New longest session.
- Calling Station
- Nightmare I had about poker (lc)
- Post deleted by Cola
- I just wanna post some awesome hands, but I don't wanna analyze them
- I read good. sigh
- Well, at least I freed up some time this pm...
- Dear god I love when this happens...
- 20/40 live straddle brag
- 989ed.
- Are you winning or losing?
- Party Poker deck
- SCQMJ
- Buying a laptop is +EV
- Do you prefer fish or donkey?
- Post Your March PT Screenshots
- Is this a bad beat?
- Variance in Hit and Runs
- Life Brag
- Laundry Bad Beat...
- OMG 4 ACES LOSE!!!!!
- Yeah why not
- Long post/rant/whine. Maybe instructional.
- Limit.... pfft
- JetBluePwned
- What was your biggest play money stack?
- Ya, I'm bragging
- Wow. So awesome.
- 50/100 PLO biggest loss of my life
- I HATE TOURNAMENTS
- roflbrothel
- March=Gross
- BBV OMFG-NESS CHART
- Slowplaying TPMK
- "sigh"
- play so bad, win money
- I guess he doesn't respect my min reraise reraise reraise...
- Sure ill give you a free card...
- I love this game...
- It's compariable with playing a single Deuce in Hold'em
- OMFG PS IS RIGGGGGGGGGGED
- You Deceive Goot
- This is going to sound dumb....brag post - sort of...
- Guess their hands and I will suck your [censored]!
- How to start a new limit RIGHT!
- Beer+Poker=Dumbness
- If you limp AA, it gets magical powers and never loses
- (NC) $1 games...
- ellix powers voice: he called me with SEVEN high!. and a str8 flush
- Welcome to Limit Holdem
- pokerroom has lots of 400nl donkeys
- YAY UPSWING
- bad beats keep coming-need prozac
- this must have been someone playing on a hijacked account
- Well I won some Sklansky Books...
- Variance in a Professional Poker Players yearly gains?
- "What a Joke. I had KK."
- just another retarded hand
- Found a new way to lose
- Seneca Niagra 1/2 NL
- Hand vs a 2p2er
- Most hands played in 1 months?
- Every F'in Time
- Now you will learn to respect my raises you donkey !!
- standard 1-outer
- Anyone ever read this cheese?
- WTF?
- I suck out good or Standard ?
- Ship IT !!
- New friend, but he's not searchable :(
- Stacking people in NL with the trickeries is awesome
- Royal Hold Em
- Retarded school beat.
- The real calling station of all times !
- Empire Reload Challenge
- Raise your hand if you played like butt today
- i think i set some kind of record
- What can you do?
- Why am I busto? (Long, boring, but BUSTO!)
- bad beat! fumble!
- Thank goodness for slowplayers
- Home Game Bad Beat!
- Oh man, you just rivered yourself so badly !!!
- He called me with 3 high!
- He called me with Ten High... and he won!
- Luck evens out in poker. Too much...
- If I knew NL was this easy I would have switched long ago
- Things you would have liked to have said in chat
- Yay perfect turn & river
- What a perfect flop!
- ahhah ha hahh ahahaha haha stars.
- Is 400nl that much harder than 200nl?
- I got into a fight with the dealer last night *DELETED*
- first time ive ever done this that i can remember(not really interesti
- Two funny KTs hands
- Consecutive runner runners
- bluff cap
- BUSTOFECTA
- I AM SO GO0T @ DRUNKEN POKAH!!!
- roflbrothel v. 2
- :-(. Dont' play for 3 days and...
- GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RR
- I'm running so bad. . .
- Yep, I'm sure I did it to myself...
- Graph! Annotated Graph!
- Another high variance Friday night has begun
- KK v KQ v AQ v 44 semi-deep in $150+12 MTT
- Best read ever?
- Free Money
- $150+12 MTT Laughable call final 2 tables
- CAN I PLEASE RUN GOOD AGAINST LIQUID/TIZERD?!?!????
- Starting the session down 3 buyins in the first 1/2 hour...
- Nice flop,wouldn't you say?
- So, what it's like to win a coin flip?
- agh! WTF ugh
- Owned
- One pair is Good
- 50k+ hands when does the bad run end
- OT: Still more geniusness in the 215's
- OT: Variance can hurt. Bet you can't beat this.
- SUCK IT DOWN BITCH!!
- not even 10 minutes later
- ahhh to be running good again
- 1601.3 BB/100
- On river he put me on Q7
- This was AWESOME, really...
- How to play AA seeing the flop heads-up
- 3 hands in a row against a stupid [censored]
- -2000BB Long also Whiney
- Play good. Get there.
- man did my cards suck tonight
- U almost had me there
- Best thing I've ever heard
- Tease me with the Ace why don't you! (Horrific Beat)
- You played those aces masterfully sir.
- A Microcosm of My Month
- Biggest Pot of the Night.
- How to build a big pot - an April Fools story
- 3rd hand of tourney
- Hand Quiz (My first post here)
- First hand capped all streets
- SET VALUE
- Brag
- Its getting late and I want to go to sleep.