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Forum: BBV4Life 11-05-2007, 05:53 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 202
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: Brag: I got a ticket for Scotland v Italy 17/11/07

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whats the dog and bone?


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It's a telephone, ya cahnt.
Forum: BBV4Life 10-25-2007, 08:34 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 98
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: LOZL British porn

Are yew sayin we tawk funny?

You're the fahkin cahnts oo tawk funny, treacle bollocks.
Forum: BBV4Life 08-15-2007, 07:28 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 809
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: Anyone here from UK?

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Cockney Wankers

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Do you even know what Cockney means? No-one in here is a Cockney.

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Forum: BBV4Life 06-19-2007, 12:01 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 56
Posted By Cockney Wankah
fun wiv 2 birds

sew, I woz talkin to dese tew swamp donkeys, and gettin them a bit Brahms, when the ugly wun sez 'ear, dew yew live arahnd ere?'
'Yeah', ah sez, 'wanna come and see me digs?'
So er and the uvvah...
Forum: BBV4Life 06-19-2007, 11:13 AM
Replies: 176
Views: 650
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand

wot yew lookin at, cahnts? Do yew want some? AY? Well, sew some fahkin buttons on these. (punch all da spackers in turn right in the mooey).
Forum: BBV4Life 06-19-2007, 11:06 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 107
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: Beat: Almost shagged a chap

Oy, Muppet, NOOOOOOOOOOO!


Yew aint no Cockney, yah cahnt, sew stop puttin it on. Any more palaver, you'll get a right lamp up the froat. I woz at Violet's funeral, mah sun. Savvy?
Forum: BBV4Life 05-10-2007, 01:23 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 721
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: Gimmick Account Rollcall

Wot da fahk iz a gimmik, yew cahnt?
Forum: MOD DISCUSSION 03-13-2007, 01:17 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 653
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: The Well BBV4L style: Carter/Diebitter

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carter,

I was really confused and scared by the name change. Can you do me a favor? Just tell me everything is gonna be ok...but in British slang. ...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-12-2006, 02:20 PM
Replies: 265
Views: 825
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: Show Library: Pseudointellectual Books That, in Fact, Suck

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Wow, there are some lousy picks in here.

However, the Great Gatsby is a complete load of old bollocks.

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I have no idea what you are talking about. Speak...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 12-08-2006, 12:55 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 71
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: Best Sarcastic Response to Mrs. NicksDad

"Not as much as yew've lost teef, luv" and punch 'er in the mooey.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-08-2006, 02:59 AM
Replies: 410
Views: 1,935
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: name 3 posters you really enjoy

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Guids,

Thanks! 6300 posts is a long time to be cool for someplace, though.

Entry into "Enjoyable Gimmicks: Cockney Wankah is very very funny.

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fahkin ell, I fought...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-14-2006, 07:35 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 420
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: Do it for the Gimmicks

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Is dis blowk a piller-biter, or wot? E definitely looks like an iron to me. But live and let live, ah say, gingers...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-07-2006, 01:25 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 268
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: Snowball138 vs. aggro busket dude at the gas station

To sort dis awt:

Let him close in, and do a jabbing kick, toe first, as ard as you can to the love spuds. Clock him up the froat, and when e goes dahn, kick im in the happy sacks again, 3 or 4...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-05-2006, 01:09 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 129
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: Was this a hint? I think so....

She'll do a turn. Git up to yer nuts in guts, and push er knees tugevvah fer extra traction.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-05-2006, 01:04 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 411
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: What Girls Taste Like

nice birds...spam
slags...prawns
bloaters...porky worky
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-04-2006, 05:18 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 209
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: What do you say when a girl says she is saving it for marriage?

Buy er a luverly bit of Tom, and say 'drop yer draws, and lis is yours'.

Chunky gold goes wiv anyfink.
Forum: Puzzles and Other Games 08-25-2006, 02:08 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 113
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-25-2006, 03:45 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 49
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: Question for limidonkeys

Wot's Brucey deserve fer this?
Forum: Sporting Events 06-21-2006, 10:04 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 105
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: Diebitter- It\'s not coming home...

OY! NO!

Renodoc, jest ansah me one fing... and or foot?
Forum: Other Other Topics 06-21-2006, 04:09 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 126
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: Discussion (Argument) on Dialects/Accents

Yew awww tawk funny tah me.
Forum: Sporting Events 06-20-2006, 02:34 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 563
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: England/Sweden

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One cluster bomb and we all win.

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Yew are arskin for a slap, mah sun. And when ah say slap, ah mean bowf barrels.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-26-2006, 02:34 PM
Replies: 200
Views: 658
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-12-2006, 01:51 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 245
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: Greatest Cities in the World

It's London, innit.

Anywun oo sez uvvahwise is a nonce.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-02-2006, 02:43 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 283
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: Thee Most Annoying Accents

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I think both my favorite and least favorite accents all come from the UK, but I'm not sure which is which.

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Lere's only wun right answah to lis, me ole china. Git it right,...
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-02-2006, 02:39 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 133
Posted By Cockney Wankah
Re: What is the Geico Gecko\'s accent supposed to be?

E sahnds loik e's tryin to be a Cockney tew me. E'd be brown bread if e came into my rub-a-dub tawkin like some kind uv old spunker tho.
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