Things to say during your first WSOP hand

[apefish]

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"Do you guys think I have potential?"

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This made me lol.

Every time you push in just shout "unexploitable" and make raccoon noises.

[React1oN]

I THOUGHT YOU SAID TOP TOP

I HAVE BIG SLICK, YOU DON'T SCARE ME!

I BROUGHT MY LUCKY SUNGLASSES FOR THE BIG GAME BOYS

I'VE BEEN WATCHING WSOP ON TV EVER SINCE MONEYMAKER WON THE BIG ONE

I JUST WISH I COULD PLAY LIKE MONEYMAKER

I JUST WISH I COULD PLAY LIKE JAIME GOLD

KATHY LIEBERT IS BEAUTIFUL

I KNOW ALL THE ODDS, I'M LIKE PHIL GORDON'S COUSIN OR SOMETHING

[Diamond Lie]

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Bring oreos to the tourney. When making a big decision hold them up to your ear and listen to the sound.

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Lol awesome

[ilikeaces86_]

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Bring oreos to the tourney. When making a big decision hold them up to your ear and listen to the sound.

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Lol awesome

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Winner

[neuroman]

Bluff all-in by picking your nose and eating it.

[dgratz]

"Hey, anyone else here colorblind?"

[inferno]

I bet im good at this game

[qdmcg]

"im broke

im a idiot i blew my 100 dollars in a 5 10 cent game last night and im broke and the week before that i had my bankroll up to 290 and lost that in the 1 2 game in 15 minutes so im angry now and my mom keeps telling me your a [censored] idiot ull never make it in poker so does everyone else but all of u will see and when im rich ill invite everyone on myspace friends to a hudge party "

[Cockney Wankah]

wot yew lookin at, cahnts? Do yew want some? AY? Well, sew some fahkin buttons on these. (punch all da spackers in turn right in the mooey).

[Nogatsira]

"B B V FOR LIFE"
make sure you do some cool stuff with ur hands like b. greenstein did