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Things to say during your first WSOP hand
"Hit me"
"I'm all in" (if it's a limit tournament) Should make your opponents wrongfully think you're a terrible newb player and despise you so you can trap them down the road |
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Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand
just a terrible thread
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i put on my robe and wizard hat
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"I wanted to say something really cool right now, but the guys on the interweb weren't much help. Apparently they didn't like me very much. So I guess I'll just shut up and put my peen back in my mouth... ood uck entlemn"
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Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand
walk around the table and shake every players hand
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Your odds of being killed in a tornado are 1 in 2 million.
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Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand
Are any of you bots?
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No matter what comes on the flop say "damn, I had exactly those cards!"
that puts me on endlifetilt. |
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No matter what comes on the flop say "damn, I had exactly those cards!" that puts me on endlifetilt. [/ QUOTE ] LOL! |
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Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand
Don't say anything, just bring a 10X8 (or larger) shot of your child or grandchild in a frame and set it in front of you.
If it's a full face shot, feel free to poke out eye holes and wear the picture as a mask. Bonus points awarded for it being an ugly child or grandchild. |
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