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Forum: Other Other Topics 11-01-2007, 11:45 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 235
Posted By doormat
Re: Aggressive Ugly Girls

Tell the UG you are only into threesomes and you are down for it if she brings her friend to the party. That way she does all the work for you with respect to getting the hot one into the BR, and you...
Forum: The Lounge: Discussion+Review 10-20-2007, 02:49 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 105
Posted By doormat
Re: Anecdotes on airplanes

I was on a flight from Vegas to Miami and the plane was completely full. I was sitting in coach in the middle seat squeezed between two women who were extremely overweight. So I am somewhat unhappy...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-29-2007, 09:16 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 1,371
Posted By doormat
Re: Fastest You\'ve Ever Driven

I did 112 once in a VW bus, not too impressive. Could have done better but that damn boat I was pulling was starting to fishtail.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-26-2007, 10:40 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 681
Posted By doormat
Re: Two tipping scenarios that have been bugging me

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I know if I owned a bar, I wouldn't mind if it went on, just as long as it was within limits

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If you ever owned a business, you would not say this.

doormat
Forum: BBV4Life 08-29-2007, 07:52 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 451
Posted By doormat
Re: BBV: Rate this Mexican girl I\'m gonna sex 2nite !!!

Use two condoms and call it quits at a hj.
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-29-2007, 11:59 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 358
Posted By doormat
Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.

Outdoor cats lead double lives, they always find a second home.
Forum: The Lounge: Discussion+Review 08-29-2007, 01:12 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 511
Posted By doormat
Re: Ask me about being a religious jew

I have heard a rabbi describe Judaism as being both a race and a religion. On the other hand, when I posed the question to a Jewish friend of mine, he was very offended. I mean no offense and am just...
Forum: BBV4Life 08-24-2007, 08:00 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 75
Posted By doormat
Re: Beat/Variance: I\'m terrified of my own nipples

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Does anybody else have this same problem?

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Don't worry, this is normal.
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-24-2007, 07:25 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 116
Posted By doormat
Re: Getting revenge without putting yourself in harms way

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switch his salt for sugar and vice versa

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lol that's too vicious.
Forum: BBV4Life 08-22-2007, 03:11 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 427
Posted By doormat
Re: How dumb are you? (Riddle)

How about an "outside the box" solution that fits all of your criteria. You go into the room and ask your buddy to flip switch number one and see what comes on. You then do 2, 3, and 4. (your problem...
Forum: BBV4Life 08-22-2007, 02:01 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 427
Posted By doormat
Forum: BBV4Life 08-22-2007, 01:58 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 427
Posted By doormat
Re: How dumb are you? (Riddle)

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OMFG I think I got this one
1) Flip every coin over. Now there are 50-x heads
2) Separate into two piles of coins
a. Pile#1 has x coins
b. Pile#2 has 50-x coins
3) Flip every coin in...
Forum: BBV4Life 08-22-2007, 01:41 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 427
Posted By doormat
Re: How dumb are you? (Riddle)

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You have 4 light bulbs in a room.
You are outside but cannot see into the room.
There are 4 light switches - one per light.
You are allowed to enter the room ONCE only.
How do you...
Forum: BBV4Life 08-22-2007, 01:35 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 427
Posted By doormat
Re: How dumb are you? (Riddle)

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You split them into 2 separate piles. One pile has x coins and the other has 50-x.
You then turn over all the coins in the pile that has the most coins.

So, for example, if there are...
Forum: BBV4Life 08-22-2007, 01:12 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 427
Posted By doormat
Re: How dumb are you? (Riddle)

OK, here's one for you:

You have 50 quarters on the table in front of you. You are blindfolded and cannot discern whether a coin is heads up or tails up by feeling it. You are told that x coins...
Forum: BBV4Life 08-22-2007, 01:09 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 427
Posted By doormat
Re: How dumb are you? (Riddle)

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You have 9 jars containing an infinite number of marbles of identical size. All the jars contain marbles weighing 1 gram, except one jar has marbles weighing 1.1 grams. You have a scale...
Forum: BBV4Life 08-22-2007, 12:21 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 427
Posted By doormat
Re: How dumb are you? (Riddle)

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You are playing a game in which you and two other players sit at a round table facing each other. At the start of each round, a light behind you will flash either red or white. The color...
Forum: Psychology 08-21-2007, 09:12 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 99
Posted By doormat
Re: Poker winnings more \"satisfying\" than income earned from other sou

I haven't had a job since 1979. A few years ago I started a couple of businesses after reflecting that I had an easy life and hadn't contributed to society, and was feeling a bit guilty about it. I...
Forum: Probability 08-21-2007, 08:54 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 76
Posted By doormat
Re: ShuffleMasters

Shufflemaster machine is very effective. Steve Wynn invented his own machine at the Mirage but had to pull it because it had a bad algorithm and could be beaten.

doormat
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-20-2007, 09:43 PM
Replies: 279
Views: 1,024
Posted By doormat
Re: Could you dump a perfect 10?

Post her phone number.
Forum: Psychology 08-20-2007, 09:31 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 523
Posted By doormat
Forum: Probability 08-20-2007, 08:08 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 165
Posted By doormat
Re: Roulette Edge Question

You will have no trouble getting comped.

doormat
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-19-2007, 11:49 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 562
Posted By doormat
Re: U.S Cities with hottest women?

Not an actual city, but Brentwood CA is hard to beat - great looking chicks everywhere you look.
Forum: Science, Math, and Philosophy 08-11-2007, 07:13 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 119
Posted By doormat
Re: Are dinosaurs ever mentioned in the old or new testament???

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One of the more entertaining posts I ever read in this forum was from a creationist who argued that Noah transported baby dinosaurs on his ark. The adult-sized ones were too big and...
Forum: Science, Math, and Philosophy 08-10-2007, 09:40 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 51
Posted By doormat
Re: How much is 2.5 grams of powder????

2.5 grams of powder weighs the same as a penny, assuming the penny was made after 1982. Before 1982 pennies weighed about 3.1g. Using a little imagination you can construct a balance scale at home...
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