You know you're on tilt when... - Page 5

Spleen · #41 03-23-2006, 12:30 AM

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You leave a table and the table immediately empties.
Then those players suddenly appear next to you on your other table(s).

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I was wondering what the hell was going on. I am such a [censored] fish.

James282 · #42 03-23-2006, 12:31 AM

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when you think about going to a casino and betting the night's losses on 1 hand.

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I am 2/3 on this strategy after a live loss.
-James

QuentinCompson · #43 03-23-2006, 12:42 AM

you start playing one dollar hands of blackjack

bhiatt · #44 03-23-2006, 12:53 AM

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You move up 4 limits in 2 hours to make back what you lost on the lower limits...

MDoranD

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Brilliant.

pokergrader · #45 03-23-2006, 01:29 AM

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you start playing multiple 200 dollar hands of blackjack at a time

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FYP

RickyG · #46 03-23-2006, 01:36 AM

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The number of cigarettes you smoked is greater than the number of hands you played.

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100% accurate.

sweetjazz · #47 03-23-2006, 01:44 AM

your acting career has hit rock bottom.

Anders · #48 03-23-2006, 01:54 AM

Michael Madsen breaks your [censored] kneecap!

KSOT · #49 03-23-2006, 03:04 AM

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I tell myself "doing X here is bad", and then do it.

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RedAces7 · #50 03-23-2006, 03:24 AM

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You play a hand to showdown, And lose.
The villian had a better hand on every street. The villian took a big pot from you. The villian made no mistakes you can think of.

Still you mutter to yourself out loud "[censored]ing fish"

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HAHAHA that really made me laugh nice one.