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sui generis 03-22-2006 02:22 AM

You know you\'re on tilt when...
 
<Insert your funny one liners>
Mine:

you look down at your cards and think of calling with your RROESD (runner runner open ended).

-eric

billygrippo 03-22-2006 02:39 AM

Re: You know you\'re on tilt when...
 
blood is spraying out of your eyes.

Bluffoon 03-22-2006 02:43 AM

Re: You know you\'re on tilt when...
 
Cant figure out how your chair just flew across the room and lodged in the wall about three feet up.

Terrabon98 03-22-2006 02:59 AM

Re: You know you\'re on tilt when...
 
You have to try and will the computer to raise for you, since your mouse is smashed into pieces all over the room

Kilillan 03-22-2006 03:14 AM

Re: You know you\'re on tilt when...
 
you find you killed your cat

jsnipes28 03-22-2006 03:27 AM

Re: You know you\'re on tilt when...
 
The fold button has disappeared from the software.

five4suited 03-22-2006 03:46 AM

Re: You know you\'re on tilt when...
 
You punch yourself in the balls repeatedly because it makes you feel better.

Jehaim 03-22-2006 04:37 AM

Re: You know you\'re on tilt when...
 
Your gf is pissed, because all the blood went to your head.

derosnec 03-22-2006 05:22 AM

Re: You know you\'re on tilt when...
 
You call a 10xbb raise from SB with 34o because the 80/40 guy sitting to your right keeps hitting the board with any two.

pokergrader 03-22-2006 05:26 AM

Re: You know you\'re on tilt when...
 
I'm always on tilt.


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