You know you're on tilt when...

sui generis · #1 03-22-2006, 02:22 AM

<Insert your funny one liners>
Mine:

you look down at your cards and think of calling with your RROESD (runner runner open ended).

-eric

billygrippo · #2 03-22-2006, 02:39 AM

blood is spraying out of your eyes.

Bluffoon · #3 03-22-2006, 02:43 AM

Cant figure out how your chair just flew across the room and lodged in the wall about three feet up.

Terrabon98 · #4 03-22-2006, 02:59 AM

You have to try and will the computer to raise for you, since your mouse is smashed into pieces all over the room

Kilillan · #5 03-22-2006, 03:14 AM

you find you killed your cat

jsnipes28 · #6 03-22-2006, 03:27 AM

The fold button has disappeared from the software.

five4suited · #7 03-22-2006, 03:46 AM

You punch yourself in the balls repeatedly because it makes you feel better.

Jehaim · #8 03-22-2006, 04:37 AM

Your gf is pissed, because all the blood went to your head.

derosnec · #9 03-22-2006, 05:22 AM

You call a 10xbb raise from SB with 34o because the 80/40 guy sitting to your right keeps hitting the board with any two.

pokergrader · #10 03-22-2006, 05:26 AM

I'm always on tilt.