Roger, I'm queening it as we speak (NC Thread)

[MrWookie]

This should be an exciting edition of the NC thread. We have the pending battle of parody masters, myself and Loyalguard. We are expecting two things from Miles: a picture of his new do, and more behind his departure from Absolute. And we have Tyler's continuing tales of fingering. Have at it, guys.

[DrModern]

Cross-posting from old NC thread:

Next person to post an AA hand is getting berated... DocModern style.

[Ampelmann]

I've never played short handed (although one of (unmet) my September goals was to play a bit 6-max). But since there were around 10^4 people on the waiting lists for the full tables I took courage and sat down at a new table. All I know is that short handed play is about aggression, and the others also seemed to know that.

One hand earlier the SB from this hand bet and 3-bet the turn with a gutshot (and called my 4-bet, I had A's up). Not necessary to mention, he hit his gutshot.

Cryptologic
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $1/$2
4 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB caps</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (14SB, 4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (10BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (14BB, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 16BB
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows 8c 8h</font>
<font color="#ffffff">SB mucks As 7d</font>

[SL__72]

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Cross-posting from old NC thread:

Next person to post an AA hand is getting berated... DocModern style.

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I actually had one I thought was interesting last night but didn't post it because of the current onslaught of AA hands. And because I'm lazy and don't know how to convert UB hands.

[Jaran]

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Cross-posting from old NC thread:

Next person to post an AA hand is getting berated... DocModern style.

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I actually had one I thought was interesting last night but didn't post it because of the current onslaught of AA hands. And because I'm lazy and don't know how to convert UB hands.

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Post it here in the NC thread and state up front that you want absolutely no comments on the play. Sure to get a ton of comments.

-Jaran

[milesdyson]

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We are expecting two things from Miles: a picture of his new do, and more behind his departure from Absolute.

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i need more encouragement to make a new avatar

and my departure from absolute is not very exciting or mysterious. i think i can win lots of monies at other sites whereas at AP i can also win lots of monies but much of it comes once a month. also, when i go on a bad streak which happens more often against aggrodiots, i have a tendency to go tilt at 15/30 or 25/50, although i have been lucky with these endeavors so far. i have also struggled to get hands in this month for some reason, and i think moving my money to another site may help. perhaps i will make an epic 20k hands in a month goal, which is unheard of for me.

[MrWookie]

I vote stick with the old avatar, but post a pic of the new style.

[sarsen]

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I vote stick with the old avatar, but post a pic of the new style.

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I'm with MrWookie here.

[Ignignokt]

There's only one real choice here: Miles has to grow back the fro.

[milesdyson]

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There's only one real choice here: Miles has to grow back the fro.

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i've thought about it, but i don't think i'm going to do it any time soon. my job would probably be okay with it, but i am a lazy sob and having short hair saves me a little bit of time every day. even after a year+ of working at 8:30am every day, i still struggle to wake up by 7:45.

now if i quit my job and played poker, i could easily grow it back. given the current state of online gambling, i'm even less willing to commit to playing poker for a living. i also have only one more year of this crap to go through until i can get my professional engineering license. when i get that, i'll reconsider, because with it i can basically do 10x more than i can do now.

i get my new camera in a day or so... so maybe i'll post some pictures of the new "do" even though it's not a hairstyle whatsoever. like i've said before, it's about 1/4" all around, depending on how long ago i last buzz the bitch. is it even worth posting a picture?!