Roger, I\'m queening it as we speak (NC Thread)
 

This should be an exciting edition of the NC thread. We have the pending battle of parody masters, myself and Loyalguard. We are expecting two things from Miles: a picture of his new do, and more behind his departure from Absolute. And we have Tyler's continuing tales of fingering. Have at it, guys.

Re: Roger, I\'m queening it as we speak (NC Thread)
 

Cross-posting from old NC thread:

Next person to post an AA hand is getting berated... DocModern style.

Re: Roger, I\'m queening it as we speak (NC Thread)
 

I've never played short handed (although one of (unmet) my September goals was to play a bit 6-max). But since there were around 10^4 people on the waiting lists for the full tables I took courage and sat down at a new table. All I know is that short handed play is about aggression, and the others also seemed to know that.

One hand earlier the SB from this hand bet and 3-bet the turn with a gutshot (and called my 4-bet, I had A's up). Not necessary to mention, he hit his gutshot.

Cryptologic
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $1/$2
4 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB caps</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (14SB, 4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (10BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (14BB, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 16BB
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows 8c 8h</font>
<font color="#ffffff">SB mucks As 7d</font>

Re: Roger, I\'m queening it as we speak (NC Thread)
 

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Cross-posting from old NC thread:

Next person to post an AA hand is getting berated... DocModern style.

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I actually had one I thought was interesting last night but didn't post it because of the current onslaught of AA hands. And because I'm lazy and don't know how to convert UB hands.

Re: Roger, I\'m queening it as we speak (NC Thread)
 

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Cross-posting from old NC thread:

Next person to post an AA hand is getting berated... DocModern style.

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I actually had one I thought was interesting last night but didn't post it because of the current onslaught of AA hands. And because I'm lazy and don't know how to convert UB hands.

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Post it here in the NC thread and state up front that you want absolutely no comments on the play. Sure to get a ton of comments.

-Jaran

Re: Roger, I\'m queening it as we speak (NC Thread)
 

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We are expecting two things from Miles: a picture of his new do, and more behind his departure from Absolute.

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i need more encouragement to make a new avatar

and my departure from absolute is not very exciting or mysterious. i think i can win lots of monies at other sites whereas at AP i can also win lots of monies but much of it comes once a month. also, when i go on a bad streak which happens more often against aggrodiots, i have a tendency to go tilt at 15/30 or 25/50, although i have been lucky with these endeavors so far. i have also struggled to get hands in this month for some reason, and i think moving my money to another site may help. perhaps i will make an epic 20k hands in a month goal, which is unheard of for me.

Re: Roger, I\'m queening it as we speak (NC Thread)
 

I vote stick with the old avatar, but post a pic of the new style.

Re: Roger, I\'m queening it as we speak (NC Thread)
 

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I vote stick with the old avatar, but post a pic of the new style.

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I'm with MrWookie here.

Re: Roger, I\'m queening it as we speak (NC Thread)
 

There's only one real choice here: Miles has to grow back the fro.

Re: Roger, I\'m queening it as we speak (NC Thread)
 

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There's only one real choice here: Miles has to grow back the fro.

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i've thought about it, but i don't think i'm going to do it any time soon. my job would probably be okay with it, but i am a lazy sob and having short hair saves me a little bit of time every day. even after a year+ of working at 8:30am every day, i still struggle to wake up by 7:45.

now if i quit my job and played poker, i could easily grow it back. given the current state of online gambling, i'm even less willing to commit to playing poker for a living. i also have only one more year of this crap to go through until i can get my professional engineering license. when i get that, i'll reconsider, because with it i can basically do 10x more than i can do now.

i get my new camera in a day or so... so maybe i'll post some pictures of the new "do" even though it's not a hairstyle whatsoever. like i've said before, it's about 1/4" all around, depending on how long ago i last buzz the bitch. is it even worth posting a picture?!