Roger, I'm queening it as we speak (NC Thread)

[OrigamiSensei]

No worries, Aussie. I don't mind being paired with a noob anyway.

[elffaw]

months ago, when they added themes as well.

[RunDownHouse]

You've gotta love how he thinks his rivered 5 makes his hand suddenly worth a raise on an AQ995 board.

[milesdyson]

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You've gotta love how he thinks his rivered 5 makes his hand suddenly worth a raise on an AQ995 board.

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3 pair dude

also wookie, new title?

i think "Corleone-hole Stuffer" is pretty solid. but i like my bet raise pray for now.

[milesdyson]

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SIIHCH lol!

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lol

wtf is this guy thinking?

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) dys is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO calls, dys calls, SB folds, BB checks.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4.4SB, 4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">dys bets</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises</font>, dys calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4.2BB, 2 players)
CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">dys bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">dys 3-bets</font>, CO calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (10.2BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">CO bets</font>, dys calls.

Results:
Final pot: 12.2BB
<font color="#ffffff">CO showed 6c As</font>

[Buzz-cp]

"I have trips" val-u-bet

[Gib]

When in doubt, donk it!

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (8 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (5 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG calls.

River: (9 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 13 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Qh Td (two pair, queens and sevens).
Hero has 7h 7s (four of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins 13 BB. </font>

[Str8Fish]

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[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
******* Hand 3 ********

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) dys is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">dys 3-bets</font>, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (7.4SB, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">dys bets</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4.7BB, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, dys checks.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4.7BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets</font>, dys calls.

Results:
Final pot: 6.7BB
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 showed Qh Kh</font>
<font color="#ffffff">dys mucks Ad As</font>


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Miles how did you know to check that turn????????????????????????????????? Seriously.

[Str8Fish]

Have you ever gone on complete monkey tilt ON THE FLOP OF A HAND?! This is the last hand of my session the other day. I knew I needed to take a break. Let's just say my spider-sense was tingling. I haven't gone on tilt lately at all... I think it was just the end of a crappy session and 3-4 bad beats were really rubbin me raw.

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, BB calls.

Impending doom feeling coming...

Flop: (4.50 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Actual thought process, not sugar coating, swear to god... OH SHIZZLE THIS GUY HAS 98 I CAN"T F*N BELIEVE THIS SHIZ I CAN"T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED TO ME!! AAARRGGHH!!! NO F%@#$N WAAAAYYY!!!

Turn: (3.25 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>

I CAN"T BELIEVE IT HE JUST COMPLETED HIS STUPID DRAW!!! AAAAAAHH!H!!!H!HH!H!H! MO$ F@#$@ BLEEEEPPPS BLEEEP. (monkey tilt)

<font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>,

F@#$ HIM HOW COULD I BE SO SURE?!?! THERE"S A LOT OF HANDS HE COULD HAVE AAAH!H! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!!

<font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, Hero calls.

Gah, why did I 3-bet??! Oh man this really sucks. I gotta take a break.

River: (11.25 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

what the hell, one more call... let's see what he has

bababoe51: shows [4s 8d] (a straight, Four to Eight)

oh wow look at that... my spider sense was telling me 98... that's a much better hand than what I expected!! I need a beers. I gotta take the piss.

Final Pot: 13.25 BB

[knockonwood]

Beat, My girlfriend is still a crazy ho. My job still sux. I think I'm having a semi mid-life crisis at 29 and are considering going to 6max full time to experience more variance and add some excitement to my life (not that i need any, trust me).