Roger, I'm queening it as we speak (NC Thread)

[Smurph64]

Man did he sucker you in slow playing his pocket AA's like that KingOtter.

[MrWookie]

Alright, I've got another parody submission, this time with my apologies to Aretha Franklin. If you guys haven't heard Today I Sing the Blues, you should.

Without a word of warnin',
That bill got passed this mornin',
And circled 'round my poker room.

I didn't know why I had that scared 'n nervous feelin',
Until Bill Fristy,
Called and said I was through.

For yesterday this time,
I got my gamb00l on,
But today... I'm singing the blues.

Hmmmm...

Strikes me kinda funny how laws can be this way,
I was playin' last night, honey,
But I'm cashing out today.

And it strikes me kinda funny
How bills can be unfair
That I come out on the losin' end
In every Congressional affair!

Yes it must be, it must be written for me
that we should be the ones,
Be the ones to always lose.

For yesterday, yesterday this time,
I was getting my gamb00l on,
Yeah, but right now, I'm singin the blues!

[KingOtter]

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Man did he sucker you in slow playing his pocket AA's like that KingOtter.

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He had 23o

[DrModern]

MAN I AM DRUNK [censored] FRIST

shadow's trip report was the sowrt [censored] ai have ever revad

i cant believe i actually spent time waiting around for tha thsit

wooki;es most recent parody was actually good, I AM AMAZED THE SCIENCE SNERD HA DS CREATVE APBILITIE!!!!11

i love you guys and i love the micros!!!!!!!!!!

P>S> BOZLAX SUCJKS AT POSTING

[milesdyson]

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Milesdyson, for #10k, I DEMAND comparative hairdo pics.

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done

[Xhad]

lol ftop

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">7 folds</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (3 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.

River: (7 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 7 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 3c Ah (straight, five high).
Hero has 8d As (high card, ace).
Outcome: SB wins 7 BB. </font>

[Smurph64]

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Man did he sucker you in slow playing his pocket AA's like that KingOtter.

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He had 23o

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Yeah I figured as such I forgot to post the stupid smilie! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[milesdyson]

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (9SB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, BB calls, Hero calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6BB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, BB calls, Hero calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9BB, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 15BB
<font color="#">Hero showed Td 8d
<font color="#">SB mucks 3h 3c

[marchron]

Quick question: where on the boards do I ask about taxes? I'd like to know how the $3000-ish I'm actually taking out will affect me in regards to the IRS.

[Buzz-cp]

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Quick question: where on the boards do I ask about taxes? I'd like to know how the $3000-ish I'm actually taking out will affect me in regards to the IRS.

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taxicity