Beat: My wife just brought home a POS puppy without asking

[keikiwai]

get a husky

[bravos1]

sell dog to this guy

[Black Aces 518]

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we've looked at Pet Stores before, but she is allergic to long haired dogs & cats and takes claritin D every day, so if we were to get a dog, it would have to be a shorthaired one. I want a labrador or boxer, not this POS idiot ugly ass mutt.

can't punch the vagina cause we are trying for kids and that would be bad ldo

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go buy a kid on the black market, commence ovary punching

[People_Mover]

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go buy a kid on the black market, commence ovary punching

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coming from a guy that met my wife [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[buttonpusher]

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get a husky

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dont be stealing yo

[LiveNow]

tell your wife you'll make dinner tomorrow night.

[HighandDry]

Stop being a huge whining bitch and accept the pup.

[DING-DONG YO]

get an aussie

[One Outer]

This is a total dealbreaker. If my girlfriend pulled this crap I'd be moving into a Holiday Inn.

Example: My girlfriend's mom is a complete, I mean total spawn of satan, female dog. A couple years ago she gets it in her head that she wants a cat and so she brings one home even though her husband (girlfriend's dad) is severely allergic. Allergic to the point where claritin doesn't work. He rolls over and dies on the issue thinking that now she'll be happy and will shut up about cats now.

Fast forward to today: they now have three cats. And the house smells like a [CENSORED] BARN in the downstairs area. The catbox is in the master bathroom and my girlfriend's poor dad essentially lives with a permanent cold and itchy eyes.

You have to put your foot down about this.

EDIT: If you do decide to let her keep the mutt, you have to get equal treatment out of it. She owes you HUGE. I'm talking buttsecks with facials for a year, making you nachos every gameday, all the laundry, etc. And you should be able to get your own pet if you want one. Not that you would though.

[DING-DONG YO]

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Stop being a huge whining bitch and accept the pup.

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srsly, just play with the dog and you'll grow to love it.