Beat: My wife just brought home a POS puppy without asking

[People_Mover]

Brag: none

Beat: she didn't even ask me - we have fish already. It's this f-ing mutt ugly POS weiner dog/weimeriner mix. wtf am I supposed to do? I'm so pissed. it's gonna [censored] and piss everywhere like RKelly.

Variance: My name only on the house/cars

BBV, what it do...

[kylephilly]

"Accidentally" leave the gate open LDO

[RayPowers]

I strongly suggest whining about it on an internet message board.

Ray

[Dids]

I'm not really familiar with "women", "relationship" or "marriage", but I read on a message board once that it's good to talk about stuff like this.

Also I heard a song once about slappin' a hoe, so you might try that.

SERIOUS ANSWER: your wife is an idiot, a pet is not a one person decision and it needs to go.

[KhalynYohrk]

cliff notes

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good slappin' wife is an idiot, needs to go.

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[Smell The Glove]

punch her in the vagina

[Change]

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punch her in the vagina

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Isnt that called fisting? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
she might enjoy that....

My opinion... aim for the ovaries.

[ncboiler]

Is there a fast moving stream or river nearby???

[ebepse]

pos puppies are cute

[derosnec]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QShSmpI0r9k