ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS

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Nerd School you say? Would never have guessed from the avatar/screen name.

I can only think of three choices:

1) Make new friends.
2) Give up on the real world, close your windows, turn off the nights, grab a case of hot pockets, and join every chat room, poker site, or online video game you can find. who needs real friends when you have a computer?
3) Live vicariously threw the postings of other BBV4Lifers. I think i'm I'm going to a pornographic Halloween corn maze tonight. If thats something you would have enjoyed going to if you had more friends I'll post pictures and then we can photshop you into them so it looks like you had a wild weekend.

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I've been trying 1, but I don't know how to do it since I have no ins. It's very hard to meet new people when you're on your own.

Oh, and anxiety sucks balls. It took me HOW many years to finally work up the nerve to post and even then I only have the guts for BBV4L?! Hahahaha. So I guess I will enjoy the fact that being a girl affords me internet celebrity and bask in its glow.

[Horacewinsagain]

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There are no men to be having fun with in Massachusetts? More lipstick IMO. Men really love it when you glob it on.

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I go to nerd school. And I can't go out by myself because it's not safe. And my friends are too busy. Basically it's a horrendous situation.

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I've heard great things about coastal California...

[Wheelzie]

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all,

just get the bitch drunk.

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ive had pretty good success with chloroform too

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Oh, and anxiety sucks balls. It took me HOW many years to finally work up the nerve to post and even then I only have the guts for BBV4L?! Hahahaha. So I guess I will enjoy the fact that being a girl affords me internet celebrity and bask in its glow.

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Sounds like your quite ready for number 2 then! I'm sure all the guys in the chatroom/pokerroom/onlinegame will enjoy talking to a girl thats not really a 45 year old man. But using common sense I'm going to assume you're a 45 year old man too becuase you've made no references to cleaning, shopping, or making sandwhiches, and every one knows there really arent any womon on the interweb

[Dankenstein]

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Oh, and anxiety sucks balls. It took me HOW many years to finally work up the nerve to post and even then I only have the guts for BBV4L?! Hahahaha. So I guess I will enjoy the fact that being a girl affords me internet celebrity and bask in its glow.

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Sounds like your quite ready for number 2 then! I'm sure all the guys in the chatroom/pokerroom/onlinegame will enjoy talking to a girl thats not really a 45 year old man. But using common sense I'm going to assume you're a 45 year old man too becuase you've made no references to cleaning, shopping, or making sandwhiches, and every one knows there really arent any womon on the interweb

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I for one believe that DBZ is a female due to the visual evidence she provided in a previous thread. Either that or she's a really good leveller.

[diebitter]

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all,

just get the bitch drunk.

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ive had pretty good success with chloroform too

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"Does this napkin smell of chloroform to you?" FTW.


I should be charging for this great stuff.

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I for one believe that DBZ is a female due to the visual evidence she provided in a previous thread.

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i missed that. I may be forced to reverse my previous statement.

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"Does this napkin smell of chloroform to you?" FTW.


I should be charging for this great stuff.

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If I ever get this line to work I'll totally ship you $50

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"Does this napkin smell of chloroform to you?" FTW.


I should be charging for this great stuff.

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My friend knows a guy who used this and IT WORKED. He didn't actually have chloroform, just used the line and the girl ate it up. Variance: My friend thought she was really dumb and didn't like her and I think was bitter that it worked for the guy.

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and I think was bitter that it worked for the guy

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because you can never get the girl to smell the cloroform napkin?

[Tartufo]

What is nerd school? MIT?