ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
 

Ok nerds,

If you're too chicken [censored] to actually make a move at any decent point in the proceedings, here's your plan B (or Plan A, in your case).

Keep a woman talking til 4:21am in the morning, and listen to her, no matter what stupid inane garbage she spouts, what ridiculous drivel she spews forth, just keep nodding and acting like you're interested, and you'lll be in like a rat up a butcher's drainpipe.

NEVER FAILS.


Go that?

4:21am.

Can we stop the 'oh girl is here with knickers off + legs in the air, what shall I do?' posts for a bit now?


Don't make me beg.


KTB

Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
 

see, the problem is you guys feel the need to ask for advice in situations where it's very easy to tell if the girl is interested or not. and that feeling of needing to "make sure" is what makes you look like a pussy and turns the girl off.

i'm not just saying "go for it!" with every girl that smiles at you, but when a girl takes time out of her schedule to spend alone time with you in activities that are not platonic, she probably is in to you.

note that this doesn't apply when you guys are paying 500/hour with hookers.

Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
 

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Ok nerds,

If you're too chicken [censored] to actually make a move at any decent point in the proceedings, here's your plan B (or Plan A, in your case).

Keep a woman talking til 4:21am in the morning, and listen to her, no matter what stupid inane garbage she spouts, what ridiculous drivel she spews forth, just keep nodding and acting like you're interested, and you'lll be in like a rat up a butcher's drainpipe.

NEVER FAILS.


Go that?

4:21am.

Can we stop the 'oh girl is here with knickers off + legs in the air, what shall I do?' posts for a bit now?


Don't make me lol.


KTB


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A+

The part in bold made me giggle.

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i'm not just saying "go for it!" with every girl that smiles at you

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You might not be, but I am.

Low standards FTW!

Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
 

actually i take that back you should go for it, but when i say go for it i don't mean you pull out your wang and say "i brought the wiener and you brought the buns lets have some coney island anal"

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Also - if you ask for a girl's number, and get it, USE IT. She didn't give it to you so you could look at it!

(Mildly irritated at the moment)

Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
 

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Also - if you ask for a girl's number, and get it, USE IT. She didn't give it to you so you could look at it!

(Mildly irritated at the moment)

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Does that mean the girl that gave me her phone number last friday is now pissed off at me? I kinda hate dating you see. But since I am going binge drinking tomorrow night anyway I wouldn't mind too much if she came along.

Meh, maybe I'll call [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
 

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Also - if you ask for a girl's number, and get it, USE IT. She didn't give it to you so you could look at it!

(Mildly irritated at the moment)

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Does that mean the girl that gave me her phone number last friday is now pissed off at me? I kinda hate dating you see. But since I am going binge drinking tomorrow night anyway I wouldn't mind too much if she came along.

Meh, maybe I'll call [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Probably. I'm also kinda pissed because he specifically said next thursday and I'm very bored so I kinda had my hopes up that i'd be able to go to karaoke and my other friend is lame and my only other option won't be 21 until sunday and that's a WHOLE nother can of worms.

I need more friends at this goddamn school. Ones that don't flake the [censored] out on me. Oh wait - that's why some guy got my number and look what he did....TILT.

Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
 

Take a plane to Rotterdam and come drink with me tomorrow. I promise it'll be fun for at least one of us.

Re: ADVICES FOR ALL YOU CHICKEN [censored] GUYS WANTING GIRLS
 

OP is right on. Scoring chicks is simple. Just ignore them until they can't stand it, then pretend to listen, then bang them imo