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#91
09-17-2007, 05:18 PM
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Re: Beat: Someone trying to poison me?
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It might be possible to accidentaly knock one, but not all three. Kill her Jack Torrance. [/ QUOTE ] The three are all on one side, bunched together. I am fatter than she is, but I just tried it and it seemed like a pretty reasonable possibility. My gut could easily have knocked all three to the "9 o'clock" position that they were in when maint. guy came in. 
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#92
09-17-2007, 05:19 PM
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[ QUOTE ] the only likely solution then is that bc you lost your job recently you are really depressed the depressed brain can do strange things so it is possible that in your sleep you turned that [censored] on as a way to kill yourself and end the misery that is your pathetic life? [/ QUOTE ] I must have sleep-gotten a job and sleep-gotten fired too then. [/ QUOTE ] I AM GETTING DIFFERENT THREADS MIXED UP. SO SORRY SIR
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#93
09-17-2007, 05:21 PM
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vhawk: not surprising. my fat ass almost killed a friend and his gf by doing this in their [censored] studio apartment. clear play now is to escalate the stakes and start playfully threatening her with a knife [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, she basically went from crying and upset that I think she is trying to kill me (even though I only jokingly interrogated her, GA, its not like I was threatening to go to the feds) to genuinely sorry and extremely apologetic that she accidentally DID try to kill me. She is sort of a klutz at life, and routinely does things that put me at serious personal risk. I told her before that I think, over the course of my whole life, there is a better than even chance that she is the cause of my death. So far she is buying me dinner and bringing it home to me, and she has offered all sorts of conciliatory gestures. Probably no TR on those parts though, the pic was dangerous enough.
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#94
09-17-2007, 05:22 PM
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Re: Beat: Someone trying to poison me?
Have her taste your dinner first as a little joke before you get anal.
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#95
09-17-2007, 05:24 PM
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She made her lunch in that this morning. [/ QUOTE ] LIEING DUCY
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#96
09-17-2007, 05:26 PM
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[ QUOTE ] She made her lunch in that this morning. [/ QUOTE ] LIEING DUCY [/ QUOTE ] She has to bring lunch to school, and she made like this microwave pizza thing.
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#97
09-17-2007, 05:27 PM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] She made her lunch in that this morning. [/ QUOTE ] LIEING DUCY [/ QUOTE ] She has to bring lunch to school, and she made like this microwave pizza thing. [/ QUOTE ] IF SHE ATE LESS THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPEN RESTRICT HER DIET TO WATER AND RAISINS FOR A WEEK j/k obv
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#99
09-17-2007, 07:00 PM
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It ties up all the loose-ends and doesn't involve homicide, terrorism, ghosts, or sleepwalking, so its looking like the favorite. Damn accidental deaths, so anticlimactic. [/ QUOTE ] That's downright disappointing. I thought you were foiling an attempt on your life--that would have easily made you the Baller BBV4Ler of the Week.
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#100
09-17-2007, 07:15 PM
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[ QUOTE ] It ties up all the loose-ends and doesn't involve homicide, terrorism, ghosts, or sleepwalking, so its looking like the favorite. Damn accidental deaths, so anticlimactic. [/ QUOTE ] That's downright disappointing. I thought you were foiling an attempt on your life--that would have easily made you the Baller BBV4Ler of the Week. [/ QUOTE ] You remember that thread where that guy from Brazil or something had a jacker-proof car and he shot or ran over some bad dudes? That was pretty baller.
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