Wife does not give felatio

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Nun,

"Most women don't swallow anyway, so what's the big deal?"

How big is your sample size? In my experience, most swallow.

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Sample size ever-increasing, babydoll. Some do/some don't and that's it. My diet consists of fresh veggies, fruits, caviar, nuts, seeds, and legumes. Makes me taste great and smell fresh from any and every orifice. Combined with devastating good looks, razor-sharp wit, and natural charm, most of them can't wait to suck me dry...

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This thread is kind of stupid but I think it would be interesting for the husband to start an ask me thread about my wife who won't suck dick. I honestly don't know how he can handle it but I guess we are all unique little snow flakes.

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i'm sure i'll be seen as a heretic, but i don't particularly care about blow jobs. roadhead is nice, but the place i would really miss oral is in foreplay. i find just getting a blow job to be rather boring.

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How ironic - the only poster with true balls. Kudos, babydoll...

[kdog]

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Anyway, after many years of marriage oral sex just starts to get boring while intercourse never seems to get old..............

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Uhhh, I was married for 10 years to the first one and for part of the 17 years I spent with the second one and it was for sure never boring. You sure you're doing it right?

[NajdorfDefense]

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this is a non-issue for one reason:

HE MARRIED HER AND SHE NEVER GAVE HEAD!

he gets everything he deserves.

how did he make that proposal?
seriously?

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QFT

This would have been a deal breaker for me loooong before a proposal would have ever happened.

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How do you a keep dating a girl that doesn't love going down?

[gorie]

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ok so here is the thing u guys. i am serious. it is fun! especially because you know you could completely incapacitate the person while doing it...think about it, while u guys are laying back, arms behind ur head or w/e, girls are thinking ... man, i could bite this [censored] off right now! he would never [censored] another girl again! haha if i like bent this the wrong way, he'd be in so much pain he'd have to do whatever the [censored] i want!

and/or wow wouldn't it be nice if i had the earrings to match this necklace?

i mean for [censored]'s sake you [censored] idiots...it has nothing to do with her being a bitch or not. that [censored]'s gotta be [censored] nasty or she'd take advantage of the power she has.

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you're joking right ? it's think it's fun because i live to make men happy. also sperm is delish.

shame on you, fluff. what the hell is wrong with you.

[skunkworks]

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My ex-girlfriend was exactly like this. She blew her brother a couple times when she was like 12.

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Were you him?

[Irish Mafia]

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has he tried sticking his dick in a pizza box? i hear that that works.

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lol

[Klompy]

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also sperm is delish.

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New undertitle?

[Borodog]

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also sperm is delish.

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New undertitle?

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If this does not happen 2+2 is rigged.

[tuq]

gorie is largely before my time, at least as far as the bulk of her (?) posting goes. But goddamned is she awesome.