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thephenom 09-08-2007 06:25 AM

Wife does not give felatio
 
This is just a real life situation that is going on with a friend of mine. His wife does not give him BJs. He's 31 years old. He's told this to us and it is well known amongst my friends.

Please feel free to comment. I don't know how anyone can put up with this. In my opinion, this guy is being denied one of life's greatest pleasures. Has anyone ever heard of someone else putting up with this? This seems unreal to me; but sometimes reality can be much stranger than fiction.

pergesu 09-08-2007 06:27 AM

Re: Wife does not give felatio
 
Have him stop paying her for shoes. She'll either figure it out and divorce him or blow him.

Subfallen 09-08-2007 06:59 AM

Re: Wife does not give felatio
 
I've found that your 2+2 experience changes dramatically when at each moment you forcibly remind yourself that these posters are actual people. Terrifying, isn't it?

Peter Harris 09-08-2007 07:03 AM

Re: Wife does not give felatio
 
how the hell did he get married without knowing this? Either way i feel no sympathy.

sawseech 09-08-2007 07:07 AM

Re: Wife does not give felatio
 
maybe she gives up the ass or licks his balls alot

bottomset 09-08-2007 07:13 AM

Re: Wife does not give felatio
 
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maybe she gives up the ass or licks his balls alot

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I'd be surprised if the answer to either of those was yes

Jzo19 09-08-2007 07:13 AM

Re: Wife does not give felatio
 
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maybe she gives up the ass or licks his balls alot

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maybe shes good in bed ..who knows? ..your friend is probably going to have to get a girl on the side to fulfill his "needs"

HU4coke 09-08-2007 08:15 AM

Re: Wife does not give felatio
 
So standard.

xxThe_Lebowskixx 09-08-2007 08:15 AM

Re: Wife does not give felatio
 
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otnemem 09-08-2007 08:16 AM

Re: Wife does not give felatio
 
The only episode of Dr. Phil I ever saw was about a woman who decided that since she and her husband got married, she didn't need to give head anymore. Like getting married meant this stage of her life was over.


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