Hilarious Lil Hold Em chat in Stars 100 rebuy

[bigbabyjesus]

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He should get his ass beat if he screws them out of a 10k bet

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Where lilholdem comes from, fools get murdered for their air force ones. 10k sounds like.. it should be some medieval torture on his ass.

[Micro Donk]

variance: railbirds of the 109r are classless AND stupid somehow

Dealer: jennajameson, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: Regular time for player jennajameson has expired, TIME BANK has been activated
pokienl [observer]: calllllllllllllllll
pokienl [observer]: cccaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll
pokienl [observer]: you win
pokienl [observer]: i know it
pokienl [observer]: you win
pokienl [observer]: calll
B_Cant [observer]: lol @ BE CANT
pokienl [observer]: calllllllllllllllllllllllllll !!!!!!
pokienl [observer]: o my god
pokienl [observer]: caaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ll
Dealer: jennajameson, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
FstronG [observer]: bad bluff
pokienl [observer]: its a bluf
pokienl [observer]: calll
Dealer: smaily has four of a kind, Kings
Ice-Ace81 [observer]: LOL
Dealer: Game #11470713115: smaily wins pot (55500) with four of a kind, Kings
bmill7435 [observer]: wow
pokienl [observer]: ooooommmmmmfffffffgggggggggggg

[Pudge714]

I wouldn't care if Stars was actually rigged for me if I ran balls hot and won two Party millions and an FTP million.

[MiamiCaine]

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I wouldn't care if Stars was actually rigged for me if I ran balls hot and won two Party millions and an FTP million.

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77>66 omfg so rigged??

Chad might well be the nicest person in the world if you actually met him, but I never have and don't care to. His DUDE NIGA rants are just so retarded and it isn't his first outburst, or second, or third. Happens about once a week.

Wasn't this similar to the rant that got Fischman's chat banned for 6 months?

[iplayscared]

Even before this little incident occured, i found it hard to believe what people say about lilholdem being a gentlemen and a nice guy etc. After this...i realized they are just lils bitches

[morphball]

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Seat 8: lilholdem954 showed [6s 6h]

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Wait, he had a flip at best and he's tilting after losing the hand? LOLOLOLOLOL

[Ship Ship McGipp]

does this guy seriously not know that he runs hotter than god?

[PoppaTMan]

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"lilholdem954 [observer]: [censored] i dont knwo what that means is that what u wanna hear?"

This made me like him more ldo. It also made me kinda sad. Sounds like a smart, uneducated awkward kid way over his head. Anyone who hasn't had these same exact thoughts after busting out of a stars tourney has never actually played donkaments.

ALso:
"AMAK316: so when you run like god its not rigged but you everytime you busst out of a mtt it is? solid theory bro, gg"

lol at this guy, sup bro?

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Did you miss the part where he is welching on a 10k bet?

lilholdem954 [observer]: nope
lilholdem954 [observer]: not payin this [censored]
sheets [observer]:
lilholdem954 [observer]: he can get it out my as
sheets [observer]: I dont mind if u stiff him
sheets [observer]: just dont lose chat
sheets [observer]: jkdshfkdshfahfsa

WTF sheets?

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Yes I did miss that...where are the details of that bet?

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Details are in Mr. Menlo's new CR blog. Link

[NHFunkii]

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does this guy seriously not know that he runs hotter than god?

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he doesn't know what the word pompous means, you expect him to be able to do what 99% of poker players can't and get over the fact that he doesn't run terrible?

[React1oN]

lilholdem954 [observer]: iu fkn poker world opionated fks

Reading the part with sheets not being able to control him is pretty funny, though, the "I don't care if you stiff him" part is not cool at all.

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