Hilarious Lil Hold Em chat in Stars 100 rebuy
 

AK87: was just kidding with u earlier lil
AK87: obv
AK87: lol
lilholdem954: niga u luky if u get paid
lilholdem954: real talk
AMAK316: gl
AK87: ???
lilholdem954 [observer]: this site is to rigged
lilholdem954 [observer]: man
SharkTank43 [observer]: CYA punk
AMAK316: lol?
lilholdem954 [observer]: i cant play on this name ne more
AMAK316: gg
lilholdem954 [observer]: there for
lilholdem954 [observer]: u cant get money
lilholdem954 [observer]: cause u wont know what name im in
lilholdem954 [observer]: on
fuel75 [observer]: theory
lilholdem954 [observer]: ***in cost me 30k
lilholdem954 [observer]: since i know my accrts been rigggedc
AK87: lol
Zota [observer]: 66 losing to 77 is rigged?
lilholdem954 [observer]: i cant contihnue to play on this name
mayor2 [observer]: fruit cake
lilholdem954 [observer]: u can speak to meabout the 10k at a live event if u want it
AK87: its cause u been at my tables lately
lilholdem954 [observer]: illshow it to u TAKE IT
AK87: chips go to me
lilholdem954 [observer]: im tired of all u nigas
SharkTank43 [observer]: LOL
lilholdem954 [observer]: just runing ur dk sukers
lilholdem954 [observer]: ne way
lilholdem954 [observer]: btch im gopnna be the n8iga err 1 makes me out to be
mayor2 [observer]: fruit caqke
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Zota [observer]: you need the lil wayne pic back obvvvv
fuel75 [observer]: get over it lil
AMAK316: so when you run like god its not rigged but you everytime you busst out of a mtt it is? solid theory bro, gg
lilholdem954 [observer]: susw
lilholdem954 [observer]: dud3e
Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 500/1000 ante 100
lilholdem954 [observer]: i say its rigged every ft on this site
lilholdem954 [observer]: man
smaily: kjgfkuhgdkuyghøgfdsytrdyugf
lilholdem954 [observer]: r u they gotta let me win sum
lilholdem954 [observer]: all u fkn fairys cant sk my dk n eway
mikethamouth [observer]: LOL
mayor2 [observer]: fruit cake
GatorMike [observer]: cry and up over 500K
AMAK316: i like you chad, your a good guy, but saying its rigged is f'n reta.rded
lilholdem954 [observer]: dude
lilholdem954 [observer]: there isnt a way it isnt rigged
lilholdem954 [observer]: iits so obv its sik
lilholdem954 [observer]: realu is
mikethamouth [observer]: then how u win so much?
lilholdem954 [observer]: tilt doesnt work at all like this site
lilholdem954 [observer]: i dont win shyt on here
lilholdem954 [observer]: man
lilholdem954 [observer]: that aint money
lilholdem954 [observer]: dude


The rant followed this hand:



PokerStars Game #11469557858: Tournament #57897722, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/08/13 - 16:38:50 (ET)
Table '57897722 14' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: superzef (32267 in chips)
Seat 2: AMAK316 (28912 in chips)
Seat 3: smaily (58225 in chips)
Seat 4: gavroh7272 (16732 in chips)
Seat 5: #1PEN (18693 in chips)
Seat 6: chuck2003 (6071 in chips)
Seat 7: Kikken (51918 in chips)
Seat 8: lilholdem954 (39608 in chips)
Seat 9: AK87 (26625 in chips)
superzef: posts the ante 75
AMAK316: posts the ante 75
smaily: posts the ante 75
gavroh7272: posts the ante 75
#1PEN: posts the ante 75
chuck2003: posts the ante 75
Kikken: posts the ante 75
lilholdem954: posts the ante 75
AK87: posts the ante 75
AMAK316: posts small blind 400
smaily: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
gavroh7272: folds
#1PEN: folds
chuck2003: folds
Kikken: folds
lilholdem954: raises 1300 to 2100
AK87: raises 4300 to 6400
superzef: folds
AMAK316: folds
smaily: folds
lilholdem954: raises 12000 to 18400
AK87: raises 8150 to 26550 and is all-in
lilholdem954: calls 8150
*** FLOP *** [5c 5s Kc]
*** TURN *** [5c 5s Kc] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [5c 5s Kc 3c] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lilholdem954: shows [6s 6h] (two pair, Sixes and Fives)
AK87: shows [7s 7h] (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
lilholdem954 said, "nh"
AMAK316 said, "nh alex"
AK87 collected 54975 from pot
AK87 said, "ty"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 54975 | Rake 0
Board [5c 5s Kc 3c Jd]
Seat 1: superzef (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: AMAK316 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: smaily (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: gavroh7272 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: #1PEN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: chuck2003 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Kikken folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: lilholdem954 showed [6s 6h] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Fives
Seat 9: AK87 showed [7s 7h] and won (54975) with two pair, Sevens and Fives

Re: Hilarious Lil Hold Em chat in Stars 100 rebuy
 

mayor2 [observer]: do you have topush all ur chips with 66
AK87: against me
AK87: yes
lilholdem954 [observer]: UR TELLIN ME HOW TPLAY NOW
lilholdem954 [observer]: dude be nice or not
lilholdem954 [observer]: u aint gettin paid if u wionj that baet
lilholdem954 [observer]: [on my moms grave'
AK87: im not being nice for that u idiot

AK87: gg
AMAK316: gg pen
AK87: actually liked u before now
cartz31 [observer]: good man AK
#1PEN [observer]: gl donks, plz knock AK out
mikethamouth [observer]: what u think about fulltilt lil
AK87: and go ahead, try not paying liol
lilholdem954 [observer]: its fair site
lilholdem954 [observer]: i will
lilholdem954 [observer]: what will u do
lilholdem954 [observer]: run ur dk suker
lilholdem954 [observer]: like usual
AK87: lol u need a rep in this business son

lilholdem954 [observer]: [censored] who i need
lilholdem954 [observer]: but me
lilholdem954 [observer]: i made it without ne 1 fk a rep
lilholdem954 [observer]: [censored]
sheets [observer]: lil....
sheets [observer]: plz
lilholdem954 [observer]: nope
lilholdem954 [observer]: not payin this [censored]
sheets [observer]: [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
lilholdem954 [observer]: he can get it out my as
sheets [observer]: I dont mind if u stiff him
sheets [observer]: just dont lose chat
sheets [observer]: jkdshfkdshfahfsa
lilholdem954 [observer]: sheets ill hae chat onh my new name
lilholdem954 [observer]: my account is 100% rigged
lilholdem954 [observer]: i wont play on it obv
lilholdem954 [observer]: or give a fk about chat
AK87: ur a joek man
mayor2 [observer]: poker punk heaven
Pretty Vcnt [observer]: great way 4 no2 ranked player 2 behave
lilholdem954 [observer]: fk the rankings

cartz31 [observer]: fk u
lilholdem954 [observer]: cool
lilholdem954 [observer]: tough guy
eBo226 [observer]: dont be so pompous
lilholdem954 [observer]: [censored] i dont knwo what that means is that what u wanna hear?
lilholdem954 [observer]: iu fkn poker world opionated fks
Pretty Vcnt [observer]: must b a real gentleman hey
lilholdem954 [observer]: real fkn ttalk
lilholdem954 [observer]: alway sgot sumthin to say
lilholdem954 [observer]: i got sum
lilholdem954 [observer]: 2 say
lilholdem954 [observer]: whoever dont like me can suk my dkkkkkkkkkkkk

Re: Hilarious Lil Hold Em chat in Stars 100 rebuy
 

I hope a black guy puts him in his place spewing out the word "[censored]" so freely. Damn idiot.

Re: Hilarious Lil Hold Em chat in Stars 100 rebuy
 

soooooooo he's the nicest and most down to earth guy ever right?

this is pretty great

btw, does anyone know why he owes ak money?

Re: Hilarious Lil Hold Em chat in Stars 100 rebuy
 

lilholdem954 [observer]: i made it without ne 1 fk a rep
lilholdem954 [observer]: [censored]
Dealer: Game #11469731120: AMAK316 wins pot (1700)
sheets [observer]: lil....
sheets [observer]: plz
lilholdem954 [observer]: nope
lilholdem954 [observer]: not payin this [censored]
sheets [observer]: [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
lilholdem954 [observer]: he can get it out my as
Dealer: Game #11469736355: smaily wins pot (2700)
sheets [observer]: I dont mind if u stiff him
sheets [observer]: just dont lose chat
sheets [observer]: jkdshfkdshfahfsa
lilholdem954 [observer]: sheets ill hae chat onh my new name
Dealer: Game #11469743838: superzef wins pot (3200)
lilholdem954 [observer]: my account is 100% rigged
lilholdem954 [observer]: i wont play on it obv
lilholdem954 [observer]: or give a fk about chat
Dealer: Game #11469751611: AMAK316 wins pot (3200)
AK87: ur a joek man
mayor2 [observer]: poker punk heaven
Pretty Vcnt [observer]: great way 4 no2 ranked player 2 behave
lilholdem954 [observer]: fk the rankings
Dealer: smaily, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
cartz31 [observer]: fk u
lilholdem954 [observer]: cool
lilholdem954 [observer]: tough guy
eBo226 [observer]: dont be so pompous
lilholdem954 [observer]: [censored] i dont knwo what that means is that what u wanna hear?
lilholdem954 [observer]: iu fkn poker world opionated fks
Pretty Vcnt [observer]: must b a real gentleman hey
lilholdem954 [observer]: real fkn ttalk
lilholdem954 [observer]: alway sgot sumthin to say
lilholdem954 [observer]: i got sum
lilholdem954 [observer]: 2 say
lilholdem954 [observer]: whoever dont like me can suk my dkkkkkkkkkkkk
Randers [observer]: <3 ranting
Dealer: Game #11469772710: gavroh7272 wins pot (15700)
mayor2 [observer]: fruit cake
lilholdem954 [observer]: and ak87 can get his money out my phat pockets when we meet

Re: Hilarious Lil Hold Em chat in Stars 100 rebuy
 

FunkiMunki [observer]: omg this is like live bbv


I couldn't have said it better.

Re: Hilarious Lil Hold Em chat in Stars 100 rebuy
 

Randers [observer]: <3 ranting
mayor2 [observer]: fruit cake
lilholdem954 [observer]: and ak87 can get his money out my phat pockets when we meet
GatorMike [observer]: this is all a comedy bit right?
eBo226 [observer]: i cant stop laughing
AMAK316: ak did you guys make a sidebet or soemthing?
lilholdem954 [observer]: nope
lilholdem954 [observer]: i aint bet shytttttt
lilholdem954 [observer]: he can get it out my shorts
AK87: yeah
AK87: plb bet
lilholdem954 [observer]: when he sees me
AMAK316: ahh understandable
FunkiMunki [observer]: omg this is like live bbv

Re: Hilarious Lil Hold Em chat in Stars 100 rebuy
 

reading stars chat kills brain cells

Re: Hilarious Lil Hold Em chat in Stars 100 rebuy
 

All the people who defend him to the death where are you???

I'm waiting for them:

http://www.pocketfives.com/678AB05C-...E58EBC552.aspx

This should be good.

Re: Hilarious Lil Hold Em chat in Stars 100 rebuy
 

"lilholdem954 [observer]: [censored] i dont knwo what that means is that what u wanna hear?"

This made me like him more ldo. It also made me kinda sad. Sounds like a smart, uneducated awkward kid way over his head. Anyone who hasn't had these same exact thoughts after busting out of a stars tourney has never actually played donkaments.

ALso:
"AMAK316: so when you run like god its not rigged but you everytime you busst out of a mtt it is? solid theory bro, gg"

lol at this guy, sup bro?