Mom caught me with my dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner - Page 2

MissChriss · #11 07-07-2007, 06:00 PM

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i did LOL even tho its fake

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PokerDiva · #12 07-07-2007, 06:02 PM

You had me convinced until the part where your willy was suddenly too big to pull out of the Hoover.

SmokeyRidesAgain · #13 07-07-2007, 06:13 PM

Delicious copypasta.

Florida · #14 07-07-2007, 06:22 PM

i literally just came

theblitz · #15 07-07-2007, 06:35 PM

The ultimate suckout? (or should that be suckin?)

prodonkey · #16 07-07-2007, 06:37 PM

vacuum cleaner caught me with my dick stuck in your mom

I Love Mr Slope · #17 07-07-2007, 06:37 PM

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*done laughing*

Mind my asking how old you are?

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17.

I explained everything to my parents after dinner and things are ok now and cool. They've told me I won't get a bigger penis from using the vacuum cleaner though. Also had to break the news to them that my girlfriend is nearly 40. My mom looked shocked, but my dad kinda grinned then winked at me [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

All's well that ends well!

Gildwolf · #18 07-07-2007, 06:43 PM

I'm going to start banning you retards with gimmick accounts.

nuclear500 · #19 07-07-2007, 07:00 PM

lol

you know, the internet has A LOT of useless, incorrect information, but it has just as much useful and correct information that you should have f'n looked this up before being a horny little perv.

variance: leveled?

Florida · #20 07-07-2007, 07:14 PM

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I'm going to start banning you retards with gimmick accounts.

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lmao??