Things to say during your first WSOP hand

[Dids]

"How many fires have you lived through"

Then correct anybody who claims they have lived through a fire.

[JDWKY]

"Anyone here post on P5? I have learned so much about poker from the great people there. You should all sign up. Please like me."

[Buzz-cp]

When you get the button, pull out your own deck, offer a cut to the guy to your right, and announce, "no peeky baseball, deuces & one-eyed jacks wild," as you begin dealing.

[Florida]

"re-raise"

[ohead]

if everyone folds to SB (haha yah right in the wsop) and he looks like he is folding quickly muck your hand if you are BB to make everyone confused.

[prodonkey]

Say.. this is my gf's cancer treatment money

[pr1me]

[ QUOTE ]
in the VVP strain

look at your hole cards
"oh, he picks up the weapons of mass destruction, BINGO BANGO BONGO"

then look around real sly to see if anyone was listening.

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LOL

[Spechel EDD]

IF YOU HAVE AA AND EVERYONE GOES ALLIN PF BEFORE YOU DO YOU CALL

[popeye18]

[ QUOTE ]
IF YOU HAVE AA AND EVERYONE GOES ALLIN PF BEFORE YOU DO YOU CALL

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No way cause your chance of winning agianst 9 random hands all in pf with AA is alot less than 50%. So you dont even win half the time. Easy fold duh.

[PITTM]

"in tribute to daniel negreanu, i am playing as blackface today". ftw.