Things to say during your first WSOP hand

[Atlanta Andrew]

"I ate purple are not trees for digestion?"

[kordoDAbear]

"okay, Im only playing aces, so when I play a hand fold."

[youcanhaveitall]

Meet up in Full Tilt gear and ask if you get your buy-in back if you bust a pro

[youcanhaveitall]

or play a voicerecording of Daniel Negranu cackling.

[Suiteness]

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
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[diebitter]

Boast about the awesome 21,000th post you're gonna make on 2+2.

[soon2b]

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{Big stinky fart}

Mmmm, bean burritos.

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lol ryan daut at pca 07, lolol

[time4adrank]

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Boast about the awesome 21,000th post you're gonna make on 2+2.

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lol nh diebitter

[Conspire]

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i am a Robot Professional Poker Player
but i can think
my only weakpoint is hungry and sleepy

how i work
when i wake up,the first thing is open pc,then i go to toilet,wash face,tooth clean in 2 min
back to join table, use the time waiting BB to eat,i hire a cooker ($3 two hours one day)
then start fighting !
when tired, songs and movie and browse forum, then go on fighting!!!
fight till my brain is too tired to think

i have no job, i have no girlfriend,i have no friend,i needn't go outside,last month i haven't go

outside once!!
my only target is poker poker poker
i don't do anything except sleep eat poker

i don't drink, smoke, i don't entrainment， i don't make love
i will be excellent as one canadian youngest player Daniel!
he is best on the world!!!

before i am a starcraft progamer ,my gamei point is 2188 Terran
do you know how korean progamer train?
one day 16 hours keep practising
you maybe hear of Elky Grrr liquid, i defeat them all

i like practice practice practice !!!

so let us gogogogo

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U have just explained my life, except i have never played starcraft.

[Conspire]

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Boast about the awesome 21,000th post you're gonna make on 2+2.

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That Ain`t Me.