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Old 06-01-2007, 06:55 PM
boomshakalaka boomshakalaka is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Whiskey dick owns me

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BBV asks, I provide... this girl will could sleep through a tsunami.



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too soon...
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:08 PM
Entropy4 Entropy4 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Whiskey dick owns me

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I'm confused, OP, did you TRY to get hard for 3 minutes or did you f-k her for three minutes?

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Only banged her for three minutes. Getting hard wasn't the problem, the problem was feeling anything as I was about 8-10 drinks deep by then.

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She isn't bad looking for a a passed out bitch. [censored] her. She won't let u wake her then, I liked your idea of jerking off on her face. If u really want to get her going just finger her until she wakes up horny, or go down on her, to wake her up, that uually will work.

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PLZ, this is what I did. I wake chicks up like this all the time for round two and they usually love it. But this bitch just pulled my hand out and was like "DUDE! IM TRYING TO SLEEP!"

ROFL @ WILLIE ATTACK

She woke up and left at like 9am. I don't even know her last name or where she lives, so there's no way I'm getting any more pics.
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:09 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Whiskey dick owns me

...or a chance ot redeem myself for that matter.
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:11 PM
maniacut maniacut is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Whiskey dick owns me

post the nsfw version to maybe redeem yourself
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:23 PM
filsteal filsteal is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Whiskey dick owns me

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post the nsfw version to maybe redeem yourself

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ya srsly that's the only way to salvage a happy ending
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:52 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Whiskey dick owns me

"Only banged her for three minutes. Getting hard wasn't the problem, the problem was feeling anything as I was about 8-10 drinks deep by then"

I'm still confused. If you couldn't feel anything how did you get off so soon? Shouln't you be able to go all night?
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Old 06-01-2007, 09:09 PM
DaExMan DaExMan is offline
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This almost thread delivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 06-01-2007, 09:53 PM
Entropy4 Entropy4 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Whiskey dick owns me

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"Only banged her for three minutes. Getting hard wasn't the problem, the problem was feeling anything as I was about 8-10 drinks deep by then"

I'm still confused. If you couldn't feel anything how did you get off so soon? Shouln't you be able to go all night?

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I didn't get off, I went limp. Hence, the "Whiskey Dick".
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Old 06-01-2007, 09:58 PM
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This almost thread delivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lol terrible fyp attempt
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Old 06-01-2007, 10:03 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Whiskey dick owns me

You know how to fix whiskey dick right?

1. go to toilet
2. pick up toilet lid
3. place dick on toilet seat
4. slam

you'll be [censored] in no time
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