Beat: Whiskey dick owns me

Entropy4 · #1 06-01-2007, 05:29 AM

Brag: I came home with a hot blonde who readily got naked in my bed in no time.
Beat: I was so drunk I couldn't [censored] her for more than 3 minutes. I woke up horny 10 minutes ago and she won't let me wake her up for morning sex.
Variance: The sun's coming up and I can't sleep. I'm tempted to jerk off on her face.

PS: No, I don't have pics.

devilbiss · #2 06-01-2007, 05:37 AM

take some

Wretchy · #3 06-01-2007, 05:39 AM

Give in to your temptation.

lyncks2002 · #4 06-01-2007, 05:42 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Brag: I came home with a hot blonde who readily got naked in my bed in no time.
Beat: I was so drunk I couldn't [censored] her for more than 3 minutes. I woke up horny 10 minutes ago and she won't let me wake her up for morning sex.
Variance: The sun's coming up and I can't sleep. I'm tempted to jerk off on her face.

PS: No, I don't have pics.

[/ QUOTE ]

useless thread

Entropy4 · #5 06-01-2007, 06:07 AM

Still can't sleep, working on pics

Entropy4 · #6 06-01-2007, 06:07 AM

PS: She's [censored] snoring like a hog. And I've given up jerking off on her face.

Entropy4 · #7 06-01-2007, 06:31 AM

BBV asks, I provide... this girl will could sleep through a tsunami.

Entropy4 · #8 06-01-2007, 06:36 AM

The blue thing on the windowsill is the condom wrapper. The yellow smiley is her [censored] cooch, which I failed to desecrate.

This is torture. When she wanted me to bang her, I couldn't. And now that I can and want to, she won't let me.

d0nkaments · #9 06-01-2007, 06:36 AM

ban

d0nkaments · #10 06-01-2007, 06:37 AM

beat: fatty acid