How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .

[Blarg]

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Did that happen in the last week? I must have missed it.

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That one was last year.

[AntonHeat]

I would say pics or ban but nooo just delete.

[NozeCandy]

See if this were in BBV I would probably think it's funny since I know mostly everyone is joking. But OOT.....I don't know.

[fluorescenthippo]

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I don't even really know where the g-spot is.

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Its a myth my friend don't worry.

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thats a hell of a myth. ill choose to ignore this.

[swingdoc]

How the hell does a straight penis help you hit the g spot more? Yes, I'm well acquainted with the appropriae anatomy and I just can't see how hat could be true. MS pain plz.

[ActionJeff]

wait which way is it supposed to point?

[Bill Murphy]

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1) Sorry, but I have neither the time not inclination to participate in A) clinical observation or B) private lessons (Sorry Brandy).



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[[Phill]]

"I have systematically transformed my body into a a shape that is not natural"

As a result, over years and years of eating pie, my erect penis now sticks out normally with less than a cm of space between my big fat gut. (From all the porn I've seen, this isn't standard)."

"Am I on to something here?"

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Fwiw, this thread had potential, but turns out did not deliver. Fwiw, from what i know simply sticking straight up wouldnt make a difference, but having a 'kink' so it curved upwards like a banana might do so.

Also your (ex) wife probably told all the guys they were the first to bring her to orgasm.

[Fast Food Knight]

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paging dominic

(and ffk plz)

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I'm respectfully requesting an MSpaint of said penis. Thanks in advance.

[SuitedSixes]

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but having a 'kink' so it curved upwards like a banana might do so.

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It definitley has some plantain shape to it.

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Also your (ex) wife probably told all the guys they were the first to bring her to orgasm.

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The first night we did it, she said (in broken English), "What are you, some kind of Superman or something?"