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05-26-2007, 06:46 PM
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How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .
This may turn out to be a good thread, or it may suck anyway . . .
As my title reads, I am a Sexual Tyrannosaurus. I have never had a woman complain about my abilities in the sack. I was the first person to ever give my (now ex) wife orgasms. My current girlfriend routinely "outscores" me 3 to 1 a night. It got me wondering what my secret is. I think that much like the Pai Dong people:  I have systematically transformed my body into a a shape that is not natural. This abnormality however, seems to be more pleasing to the women I sleep with. You see I discovered masturbation at about the age of 8. But rather than the typical stroking motion that seems to be the norm, I found pleasure in pressing my penis against my abdomen and rubbing it in a clock-wise circle. Thus, I do not "jerk it" or "whack it" but rather "run one out." As a result, over years and years of this, my erect penis now sticks straight up with less than a cm of space between my abdomen. (From all the porn I've seen, this isn't standard). This change causes my penis to be in constant contact with the woman's G-spot throughout love-making creating greater pleasure for her. Am I on to something here? 
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05-26-2007, 06:57 PM
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Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .
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wow... just... wow [/ QUOTE ] And we all thought that the anally administered drugs thread was OOT's final frontier...
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05-26-2007, 07:04 PM
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Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .
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05-26-2007, 07:05 PM
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Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .
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[ QUOTE ] wow... just... wow [/ QUOTE ] And we all thought that the anally administered drugs thread was OOT's final frontier... [/ QUOTE ] This has really been a banner weekend in OOT.
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05-26-2007, 07:21 PM
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Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .
As you would expect after a ground-breaking post like this, my PM box has exploded with questions. Since many of them are redundant, I will answer them here.
1) Sorry, but I have neither the time not inclination to participate in A) clinical observation or B) private lessons (Sorry Brandy). 2) Yes there are drawbacks. Initial penetration is somewhat difficult due to the difference in angles, so some hand-guiding is necessary. Also, due to the mouth-to-peen angle 69 is very painful for me as it bends me down to a more "natural" angle. 3) At this time there are no plans to post my masturbation technique on YouTube.
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