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Old 05-26-2007, 10:21 PM
MegaloMialo MegaloMialo is offline
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Default Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .

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Old 05-26-2007, 11:03 PM
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Initial penetration is somewhat difficult due to the difference in angles, so some hand-guiding is necessary.

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Yeah, with my normally angled penis I just tell my brother's wife to spread her legs and I just hop on. Goes in just like a guided missile...

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Oh, wait, that wasn't you.
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Old 05-26-2007, 11:06 PM
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my penis does that too. i think it's from wearing tighty whiteys when i was young. girls definitely love it

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No. It's because both your penises are small and your brain still sends the same amount of blood there thinking that you're hung. But you're not.

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So do we agree with the premise that a penis parallel to the body is more effective in hitting the g spot thereby giving greater pleasure to one's partner?

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Erm - no. Not unless you're hooked I guess? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Old 05-26-2007, 11:10 PM
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Default Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .

I don't even really know where the g-spot is.
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Old 05-26-2007, 11:25 PM
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I don't even really know where the g-spot is.

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Its a myth my friend don't worry.
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Old 05-27-2007, 12:07 AM
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vid plz
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Old 05-27-2007, 12:11 AM
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Default Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .

Try self-immolation, you may exponentially increaase your prowess.
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Old 05-27-2007, 12:41 AM
SuitedSixes SuitedSixes is offline
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How many years did it take to achieve your 'Penis of Pleasure'?

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Well, it's been 27 years in the making, but I think I've been pleasing women for the last 14 or so. I'm not sure if is a function of overall time, or the fact that I was mutilating myself in my body's formitive years.
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Old 05-27-2007, 01:26 AM
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Old 05-27-2007, 01:38 AM
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