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Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .
BAN!
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Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .
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[ QUOTE ] Initial penetration is somewhat difficult due to the difference in angles, so some hand-guiding is necessary. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, with my normally angled penis I just tell my brother's wife to spread her legs and I just hop on. Goes in just like a guided missile... [/ QUOTE ] Oh, wait, that wasn't you. |
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Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] my penis does that too. i think it's from wearing tighty whiteys when i was young. girls definitely love it [/ QUOTE ] No. It's because both your penises are small and your brain still sends the same amount of blood there thinking that you're hung. But you're not. [/ QUOTE ] So do we agree with the premise that a penis parallel to the body is more effective in hitting the g spot thereby giving greater pleasure to one's partner? [/ QUOTE ] Erm - no. Not unless you're hooked I guess? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] |
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Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .
I don't even really know where the g-spot is.
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I don't even really know where the g-spot is. [/ QUOTE ] Its a myth my friend don't worry. |
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Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .
vid plz
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Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .
Try self-immolation, you may exponentially increaase your prowess.
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Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .
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How many years did it take to achieve your 'Penis of Pleasure'? [/ QUOTE ] Well, it's been 27 years in the making, but I think I've been pleasing women for the last 14 or so. I'm not sure if is a function of overall time, or the fact that I was mutilating myself in my body's formitive years. |
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Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .
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This may turn out to be a good thread, or it may suck [/ QUOTE ] How were you expecting this to be good? |
#30
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Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .
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[ QUOTE ] This may turn out to be a good thread, or it may suck [/ QUOTE ] How were you expecting this to be good? [/ QUOTE ] |
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