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Old 05-17-2007, 01:52 AM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

That Traci Lords would be the best lay ever. BTW, how many of you have seen one of her movies? She was truly, truly hot.
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Old 05-17-2007, 01:56 AM
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That male porn stars must have no feeling in their units, and really sweet mustaches.

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Old 05-17-2007, 02:06 AM
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That Traci Lords would be the best lay ever. BTW, how many of you have seen one of her movies? She was truly, truly hot.

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F.
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:37 AM
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The church of fudge is has nothing to do with chocolate
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:38 AM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

A woman is more likely to have sex with a man she's never met if he has a friend with a camera who says cool catch phrases like "Niiiiiice Rack" and "oooohhhhh that's hot".
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Old 05-17-2007, 04:16 AM
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I work for the wrong industry.
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Old 05-17-2007, 10:48 AM
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Default Re: What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.

All girls love to be railed like a turbo-charged jackhammer.

They also arent really a big fan of foreplay either...
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Old 05-17-2007, 11:01 AM
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They also arent really a big fan of foreplay either...

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Actually, they are. Foreplay consists of lubricating the penis up with spit via oral sex.
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Old 05-17-2007, 11:12 AM
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girls will [censored] anyone with a video camera and a vehicle

girls like it when you yell at them while ejaculating

I have the only foreskin in the world
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Old 05-17-2007, 11:45 AM
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Midgets have sex too!!! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Cum can be used as mouthwash and or body lotion [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Size does matter [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

I never want to go to prison. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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