What I\'ve Learnt from Porn.
 

Women will do anything to get out of a speeding ticket.

Penis's shorter than six inches do not exist.

All women are bisexual.

Women will stick anything inside themselves.

Girls only want oral sex for around about ten seconds and will then orgasm immediately.

Female pubic hair does not exist. Neither do Asian men for that matter.

What have the rest of you learnt from porn?

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not funny but i admire your effort, i guess.

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I'll never be a porn star

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Pizza delivery guys get laid more than any other career group. Pool boys second.

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girls are really dumb

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Pizza delivery guys get laid more than any other career group. Pool boys second.

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When was the last time you watched porn? If recently, was it a VHS tape?

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h this could sorta be fun

I learned Women love to take a load right on there face.

That it only takes one woman to please 5 men at the same time.

Dinosaurs have a penis

That a really ugly guy can get a super hot girl


..meh...maybe not so

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Women enjoy an 8-inch pole shoved up their butt, and on a related note -- women have very clean rectums.

Real men can last at least 30-45 minutes and about 11 different positions.

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Pizza delivery guys get laid more than any other career group. Pool boys second.

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When was the last time you watched porn? If recently, was it a VHS tape?

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Why yes.

That must be why I didn't understand the 'female pubic hair does not exist' part.

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That a really ugly guy can get a super hot girl


..meh...maybe not so

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It's so.

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