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Old 05-10-2007, 03:27 PM
Rushmore Rushmore is offline
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Default Re: \"What are you thinking?\"

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To quote Al Bundy

"If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I'd be talking instead of thinking."

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This is of course the answer.
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Old 05-10-2007, 03:31 PM
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Default Re: \"What are you thinking?\"

When you're lying in bed next to a girl

You, sir, have asked this question in THE WRONG PLACE.

Go to Medievel Times and ask the same question.

You'll get the exact same quality of response, and you'll get to actually SEE the guy as he lies to you.

If he's not wearing a helmet.
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Old 05-10-2007, 03:40 PM
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Default Re: \"What are you thinking?\"

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prop bet idea:


standing pool, everyone who throws in wins all teh money if they are the first to say:


Im thinking about where Im going to bury your body now that Im done with you.

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hahaha, thats awesome. I would totally do that but my GF never asks me that question [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 05-10-2007, 03:48 PM
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Default Re: \"What are you thinking?\"

If its my girlfriend and I am thinking about something, I just tell her what I'm thinking about.


Back when it might have been a random girl, I usually just said "nothing". Only once was I ever mean, and after the deed in college I let out a sigh and girl said "what are you thinking?" I told her, "I was thinking how uncomfortable it is to sleep with someone else in these twin beds." She then played the dumb card (or maybe wasn't playing) and she said "well we could move to the futon." I responded to that with "nah futons hurt my back." She remained silent for a few moments and actually went through the mental steps aloud, "so if its uncomfortable on the bed, and uncomfortable on the futon....oh. so what you just want to leave then?" I weighed my options and went with a "Yes."
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Old 05-10-2007, 04:55 PM
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Default Re: \"What are you thinking?\"

I've had better
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Old 05-10-2007, 06:21 PM
CarlSpackler CarlSpackler is offline
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Default Re: \"What are you thinking?\"

The correct play is to cut the girl off at the pass when you sense she is going to ask u this, and ask her first, "What are you thinking about?"

The reply I got the other night is that this was a girlie question, lol.
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Old 05-10-2007, 06:22 PM
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Default Re: \"What are you thinking?\"

Oh, ya, with certain chicks a dutch oven is also a good answer.


ie

what are you thinking?

this: braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

her: oh my god gross

(force covers over her head)
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Old 05-10-2007, 06:45 PM
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Default Re: \"What are you thinking?\"

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Oh, ya, with certain chicks a dutch oven is also a good answer.


ie

what are you thinking?

this: braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

her: oh my god gross

(force covers over her head)

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Ah, lovely farts. Is there anything they can't do?
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Old 05-10-2007, 06:58 PM
DerrtySlime DerrtySlime is offline
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Default Re: \"What are you thinking?\"

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i always say "the results of my aids test"

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lol
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Old 05-10-2007, 08:27 PM
Forbin Forbin is offline
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Default Re: \"What are you thinking?\"

"How many 5-year-olds do you think I could take in a fight, all at once?"
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