"What are you thinking?"

[neuroman]

When you're lying in bed next to a girl and she asks you this, what do you say?

[Dynamic]

How do i get out of here as quickly as possible.

[neuroman]

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How do i get out of here as quickly as possible.

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Haha, so I guess I'm not the only for whom this is the least favorite question in the world.

[snagglepuss]

if i like the girl i hit her with a compliment and/or a joke.

if this is post-sex and i dont care for the girl and am tired of her company something along the lines of 'nothing, im just kind of out of it'. then i close my eyes.

this OP is too broad, and "what are you thinking" is answered in hundreds of different ways in many different situations.

if i had to choose which answer i have probably said most frequently, it would probably be: "about eating some icecream. mmmm". sometimes followed by "whats your favorite flavor?"

[Peter Harris]

"What are YOU thinking?"

i've never been asked this in bed because i've been too damn busy making her squeal for her to give a sh*t afterwards what the hell i'm thinking.

[poorolrich]

When my GF asked that question I said "the cute blonde next door". Oh, it's my EX-GF

[Mother Mucker]

"I don't understand how I got so lucky to have you in my life."

"Now, about that ass to mouth we were talking about...."

[esad]

To quote Al Bundy

"If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I'd be talking instead of thinking."

[DeezNuts]

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"What are YOU thinking?"

i've never been asked this in bed because i've been too damn busy making her squeal for her to give a sh*t afterwards what the hell i'm thinking.

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Woah you are some kind of stud.

[captZEEbo]

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"What are YOU thinking?"

i've never been asked this in bed because i've been too damn busy making her squeal for her to give a sh*t afterwards what the hell i'm thinking.

[/ QUOTE ]translation: I'm a virgin.