Masturbating in the shower has become a problem

[Toro]

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April fools prank I assume, and not an original one either. I remember seeing a similar letter on college humor years ago.

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When I was in college on the football team we had a drill where they would use the blocking sled for tackling drills. Everyone would get a running start and you would explode into the sled and then drive it as if you were tackling.

On my turn, as I whacked the sled the steel support snapped and the coaches went absolutely wild. No one had ever broken the sled before with a hit.

I was so proud. Until a few days later I found a very authentic looking bill on the institutions letterhead from the athletic department for $75.00 for the repair of the apparatus.

I guess I was pretty gullible, because I thought it was real and $75.00 might as well have been a million to me in 1968, I just didn't have it.

Finally, not knowing what to do, I went to the trainer, Leo Jannsen, God rest his soul for advice as he was like a father figure to all us kids. He was very sympathetic of course but said that knowing how cheap those bastards were there was no way that I was going to be able to get out of it.

Of course Leo as a consummate practical joker was the perpetrator of the hoax and they all had a good laugh at my expense.

[dlk9s]

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April fools prank I assume, and not an original one either. I remember seeing a similar letter on college humor years ago.

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When I was in college on the football team we had a drill where they would use the blocking sled for tackling drills. Everyone would get a running start and you would explode into the sled and then drive it as if you were tackling.

On my turn, as I whacked the sled the steel support snapped and the coaches went absolutely wild. No one had ever broken the sled before with a hit.

I was so proud. Until a few days later I found a very authentic looking bill on the institutions letterhead from the athletic department for $75.00 for the repair of the apparatus.

I guess I was pretty gullible, because I thought it was real and $75.00 might as well have been a million to me in 1968, I just didn't have it.

Finally, not knowing what to do, I went to the trainer, Leo Jannsen, God rest his soul for advice as he was like a father figure to all us kids. He was very sympathetic of course but said that knowing how cheap those bastards were there was no way that I was going to be able to get out of it.

Of course Leo as a consummate practical joker was the perpetrator of the hoax and they all had a good laugh at my expense.

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You could have glued the sled back together with semen.

[driverseati]

lol Steve

[daryn]

hot cornell education

[Subfallen]

Only a truly confused person could believe any biological secretion will "harden" enough to plug a shower drain.

[MuckerFish]

The only problem seems to be that now I get a hard-on every time it rains

[Sephus]

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Only a truly confused person could believe any biological secretion will "harden" enough to plug a shower drain.

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if you have a hair clog, semen can make it worse.