Masturbating in the shower has become a problem

[Cornell Fiji]

Forwarded to me by someone who knows the residents of suite 327...

[slickpoppa]

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Forwarded to me by someone who knows the residents of suite 327...



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April fools prank I assume, and not an original one either. I remember seeing a similar letter on college humor years ago.

[Annulus]

at least you know your school is pro-masterbation [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]. i would expect something more professionally written coming from Cornell and all.

[LocustHorde]

Let me guess, 327 Kay Hall is home to engineering and computer science students..

[El Diablo]

Cornell,

This would have been way funnier if they hadn't written "the staff does not discourage you.."

[Cornell Fiji]

I didn't even consider that this could be an April Fools joke but that that probably makes a lot more sense than it being real. A quick google search did not turn up any hits for this being an urban ledgend type joke. The search did however include a lot of pics of lesbians in the shower.

The third paragraph is actually very typical Cornell... like when, in 2003, they decided to start selling vibrators at the health clinic

[aramfingal]

i don't see how any male could think this letter is real.
if my shower pipes are still working, then nobody's shower pipes are in danger.

[spyderracing]

It's a prank that's been done before. Other one threatened DNA testing if I remember properly lol.

[SuperUberBob]

I remember seeing this a couple years back.

[abarber]

I don't know how Fiji didn't see this for a prank, considering Cornell doesn't even have a "Kay Hall". C'mon Steve...give me a break.