brag: i completely owned an FTP beggar

[hra146]

I dont know whats wrong with you BBV people. I find it hillarious. But BBV never likes my posts and I always like what bbv thinks isnt funny.

lol, misconceptionaments

[whoisthedrizzle]

wtf my dad never gave me 2 bucks for that [censored]

[lolustd]

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[kipin]

um wtf dont inline gross nudie pics

[ludacris]

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I don't know who is more pathetic, the beggar that did it for a dollar or the OP...

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my bewbies>OP>eating oysters and sharting youself while losing you vehicle>evenkeal>Blackwintersday>my posting skill

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FYP

[vikefan24]

is that dude tucking his penis between his legs?

[BowToYourSensei]

in before ban....?

[skiierguy]

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wtf my dad never gave me 2 bucks for that [censored]

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thank god i'm not alone here

[BowToYourSensei]

anyway, i e-mailed FTP back on the topic, the following interchange occured:


hero:
i'm really amused at how you don't seem to understand the hypocricy of your own e-mail. by your logic, i'm harrassinga beggar, i'm the one who gets chat-banned. think about that for a second. your decision is to let a player who did nothing but ask EVERY SINGLE PERSON on the rail and on
the table for a good 20 minutes (if that's not harrassing, i don't know what is) for money, you're letting him keep his chat. but me shutting him up gets me chat-banned. another banner move by FTP. thank you.


villain:
Thank you for your email.

Harassment of any player on Full Tilt Poker is not permitted. We understand that beggars can be an annoyance on the tables, however, it does not mean that they should be harassed. If you see players begging at the tables, these players should be reported to Full Tilt Poker, so
that we may deal with them accordingly. We apologize that your privileges have been taken away but you received many warnings about your chat abuse at the tables in the past.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

Alexandra
Full Tilt Poker Support



hero:
since when is two "many"?



villain:
Thank you for the email.

It has come to our attention that after repeated warnings, you have again abused your chat privileges at the tables. We value all players and wish to harbor an environment in which they can play without being harassed or called names at the tables. A copy of the offending chat is shown below:


2007-04-03 02:18:25.31 1488761 10582568 you must go to every active
cash
game table and say the following line "i would jerk off my own father
for $2"
2007-04-03 02:17:59.49 1488761 10582568 u have to do something for me
2007-04-03 02:17:56.53 1488761 10582568 but
2007-04-03 02:17:45.59 1488761 10582568 i will send you 1.05

2006-11-17 23:46 gus looks like a penis
2006-11-17 23:46:31 and mike looks like a walrus

BowToYourSensei: the rights of women are as follows:
BowToYourSensei: cook, clean, suck %&&@

We have given appropriate warning, and we now find it necessary to permanently revoke your chat privileges. We will not tolerate further
abuse towards our players. Any attempt to circumvent this suspension by
creating multiple accounts may result in the permanent closing of all
current and future accounts.

We thank you for your cooperation in this matter, and look forward to
seeing you at the tables.

Regards,

Andrew
Full Tilt Poker Support




nh andrew. that sure showed me.

[Banditgberg]

in-line noodz? O'rly?