brag: i completely owned an FTP beggar

[BowToYourSensei]

beat: what goes around comes around

some guy was begging for $1.05 and i said if they opened up 6 tables of my choosing and said one line that i'd send it to him. he did 5. i said there won't be a 6th table so our deal is null and void. furthermore, because of the vulgarity of what he said, that i e-mailed FTP support and had his chat revoked.

enter FTP support:

It has come to our attention that after repeated warnings, you have
again abused your chat privileges at the tables. We value all players
and wish to cultivate an environment in which they can play without
being harassed or called names at the tables. A copy of the offending
chat is shown below:

2007-04-03 02:17:59.49 1488761 10582568 u have to do something for me
2007-04-03 02:17:56.53 1488761 10582568 but
2007-04-03 02:17:45.59 1488761 10582568 i will send you 1.05
2007-04-03 02:18:25.31 1488761 10582568 you must go to every active
cash
game table and say the following line "i would jerk off my own father
for $2"

Since you have received repeated warnings regarding your chat, we have
now permanently revoked your chat privileges. Please remember that any
attempt to circumvent this suspension may result in the permanent
closing of your account.

We thank you for your cooperation in this matter, and wish you best of
luck at the tables.

Regards,

Eddie
Full Tilt Poker Support

cliff notes: "you must go to every active
cash
game table and say the following line "i would jerk off my own father
for $2"" was good enough for a permanent chat ban at full tilt