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Old 03-12-2007, 06:03 PM
Tyler Durden Tyler Durden is offline
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Want to go my house for sexy intercourse?

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Old 03-12-2007, 06:08 PM
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"Excuse me, could I interest you in a pizza and a [censored]?"

Insert disgusted girl comment.

"What, you don't like pizza?"

Works everytime, sometimes.
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Old 03-16-2007, 04:41 PM
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hey baby, this world is loaded with starving children, let's get it on.
courtesy of PattdownManiac
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Old 03-16-2007, 04:45 PM
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It's so cute that I've got it working 2 out of 3 times, But you have to say it right:

If you were a booger, I'd pick you
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Old 03-16-2007, 05:01 PM
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GET IN THE VAN!
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Old 03-16-2007, 05:11 PM
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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Old 03-16-2007, 05:14 PM
IggyWH IggyWH is offline
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"Would you like to get a drink sometime? I don't care if it's a glass of milk or we take turns at a water fountain, I just would like to get to know you."
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Old 03-16-2007, 05:39 PM
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"Hi, I'm [insert your name here]. I don't usually talk to girls I don't know, but I figured the worst you could say is that your not interested." Then start having a normal conversation. Works everytime.
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