Beat: unattractive girl eating celery

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Seriously get high then imagine an unattractive celery eating a hot girl. I always try to twist lifes grotesque events my way so that I can still manage to pop up an erection every depressing night and whack it off before I go to bed, then I repeat the cycle the next day.

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wow.......speechless. nh.

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[RunyonAve]

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wtfffff

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The only thing I hate more than unattractive girls. Is people who go to a library.

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I used to hate the library, then I realized I actually do work @ the library since I'm not on 2+2 all day pretending to study

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BEAT: This guy hasn't figured out the art of surfing 2+2 while "studying" at the library. GET WITH IT.

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I don't have a laptop because all I would do is play poker in class and surf 2+2 while trynig to study.

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I now realize that having a laptop has ruined my education.