Beat: unattractive girl eating celery

[DrModern]

So last night I was in the library trying to get some reading done. This is unusual for me.

Anyway, I'm sitting in this room called the Smith reading room that is supposedly reserved for silent reading and research.

This ugly girl sits down behind me and starts typing away on her laptop and whispering with her friends who are seated across from her. This is already a little annoying but definitely with the bounds of reason.

She the proceeds to rustle with a large plastic bag from Trader Joe's filled with snacks, and at last decides to take out a bag of celery



and proceeds to eat the whole thing. It is a super loud disgusting noise like

CRRRACHUHCRUNCHUNCHUNCHUNCHSHHHEWWLLLP

audible throughout the entire room. I had no idea what to do in this situation. How does one deal with such minor beats as these?

[Gildwulf]

STALK her

[RunyonAve]

hahaahahahahahahahaha

[bonds]

Keep an emergency bag of carrots on hand?

[LightsOut]

rofl..

[LeatherFace]

The only thing I hate more than unattractive girls. Is people who go to a library.

[RunyonAve]

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The only thing I hate more than unattractive girls. Is people who go to a library.

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Why is there a period after girls? Its really throwing me off... i instictly pause.

[bigt2k4]

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The only thing I hate more than unattractive girls. Is people who go to a library.

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I used to hate the library, then I realized I actually do work @ the library since I'm not on 2+2 all day pretending to study

[DrModern]

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The only thing I hate more than unattractive girls. Is people who go to a library.

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The only thing I hate more is making one sentence into two.

[Mondogarage]

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The only thing I hate more is making one sentence. Into two.

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