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Long story short, Im making a blues album called "CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues" (sub in real name) for use in an intentionally bad Christmas gift
I need some lyrics Im looking for some really obvious/bad blues verses Im thinking along the lines of: I aint got no house, I aint got no car, I aint got no wife, Least I have a guitar. Im really not looking for coherence, I can just mix and match stuff |
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buh WAH WAH WUH
i aint got no money buh WAH WAH WUH got a hole in my shoe buh WAH WAH WUH my whole life is shttty buh WAH WAH WUH dont know what ima do buh WAH WAH WUH guess i could rob a liquor store buh WAH WAH WUH guess i could rob a bank buh WAH WAH WUH guess i could try to find a ladyyyyyyy buh WAH WAH WUH or at least some dirty skank |
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GOLD
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you should give oot information about the person you're giving it to...otherwise it's just generic blues crap
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you should give oot information about the person you're giving it to...otherwise it's just generic blues crap [/ QUOTE ] I cant remember what its called, but its like that thing they did on the office where michael bought the ipod. Everyone brings a gift for a random person and you switch. |
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My old lady left me
BUH WAH WAH WAH WUH Said don't gimme no jive BUH WAH WAH WAH WUH But I got the laugh laugh BUH WAH WAH WAH WUH Cuz I gave the bitch the high five |
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Ship it holla blues
I used to be a baller, yo I used to live on hookers and blow Da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH Said I used to be a baller babee I used to live on hookers and blow Da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH But I lost it all at the blackjack tables Now nobody wants to party with me no mo |
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Ship it holla blues I used to be a baller, yo I used to live on hookers and blow Da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH Said I used to be a baller babee I used to live on hookers and blow Da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH But I lost it all at the blackjack tables Now nobody wants to party with me no mo [/ QUOTE ] not bad |
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yes...the inclusion of sound effects is going to push this thread over the top...
more sound effects plzk |
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buh WAH WAH WUH
my face is too ugly buh WAH WAH WUH my stomach's too fat buh WAH WAH WUH my hairline's receding buh WAH WAH WUH i smell like i just shatt buh WAH WAH WUH cant find a nice lady buh WAH WAH WUH can only find slutts buh WAH WAH WUH but i really don't mind cauuseeeeee buh WAH WAH WUH your dad still wants my nuts |
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