CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
 

Long story short, Im making a blues album called "CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues" (sub in real name) for use in an intentionally bad Christmas gift


I need some lyrics

Im looking for some really obvious/bad blues verses



Im thinking along the lines of:

I aint got no house,
I aint got no car,
I aint got no wife,
Least I have a guitar.



Im really not looking for coherence, I can just mix and match stuff

Re: CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
 

buh WAH WAH WUH

i aint got no money

buh WAH WAH WUH

got a hole in my shoe

buh WAH WAH WUH

my whole life is shttty

buh WAH WAH WUH

dont know what ima do

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guess i could rob a liquor store

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guess i could rob a bank

buh WAH WAH WUH

guess i could try to find a ladyyyyyyy

buh WAH WAH WUH

or at least some dirty skank

Re: CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
 

GOLD

Re: CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
 

you should give oot information about the person you're giving it to...otherwise it's just generic blues crap

Re: CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
 

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you should give oot information about the person you're giving it to...otherwise it's just generic blues crap

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I cant remember what its called, but its like that thing they did on the office where michael bought the ipod. Everyone brings a gift for a random person and you switch.

Re: CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
 

My old lady left me
BUH WAH WAH WAH WUH
Said don't gimme no jive
BUH WAH WAH WAH WUH
But I got the laugh laugh
BUH WAH WAH WAH WUH
Cuz I gave the bitch the high five

Re: CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
 

Ship it holla blues

I used to be a baller, yo
I used to live on hookers and blow

Da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH

Said I used to be a baller babee
I used to live on hookers and blow

Da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH

But I lost it all at the blackjack tables
Now nobody wants to party with me no mo

Re: CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
 

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Ship it holla blues

I used to be a baller, yo
I used to live on hookers and blow

Da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH

Said I used to be a baller babee
I used to live on hookers and blow

Da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH-da-DAH

But I lost it all at the blackjack tables
Now nobody wants to party with me no mo

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not bad

Re: CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
 

yes...the inclusion of sound effects is going to push this thread over the top...

more sound effects plzk

Re: CallMeIshmael Sings the Blues
 

buh WAH WAH WUH

my face is too ugly

buh WAH WAH WUH

my stomach's too fat

buh WAH WAH WUH

my hairline's receding

buh WAH WAH WUH

i smell like i just shatt

buh WAH WAH WUH

cant find a nice lady

buh WAH WAH WUH

can only find slutts

buh WAH WAH WUH

but i really don't mind cauuseeeeee

buh WAH WAH WUH

your dad still wants my nuts